Lawn Jockey

I love these things. They're so gracious, "The driveway is right here, Sir.", "Mind the gap", "Yo, Dog. Step." "No Sirs, do not approach the house today for we are being covered.  Do hasten along, please,  until you see one of us with our lamp lit, Godspeed, then.  Cheers."  



Why I love lawn jockeys so much, especially the black ones.

3 comments:

Trooper York said...

Merry Christmas dude. In Brooklyn we have our own kind of lawn jockey. It is a fat little peasant with a donkey cart that you find on the front lawns of guineas from the other side. We call them the "cootch and the donkey." All the best to you and yours and have a healthy and happy new year.

Anonymous said...

To the site owner- just found this. Glad to see you love characterizations of downtrodden enslaved people. I'm sure that other racists love them too

Chip Ahoy said...

I am the site owner, and you don't know what you're talking about. You might want to try reading the link and challenging your own bigotry, but that would take reading and not just blowing off.

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