Keeps the insects off.
George
Seurat
Pioneering Dotillists and antecessor to the Perceptionists, the Suggestionists, and to the Expositionists. Or something like that.
(possible 1% of fact)
*grabs coat and umbrella*
*quickly exits*
(a bit criminal because neither of those things was brought in)
training film -- castro
Señor's impressive rejuvenating index finger. 100% of photographic proof that he's a vampire, which requires he be slain specifically.
Houssein Zorkot
out of Dearborn.
of AK-47-wielding-in-the-park personage.
Unnaturally occurring asymmetry is fascinating. You see this guy and imagine a vertical line down the middle, then, seeking symmetry, flip the two sides back and forth.
OK fine, maybe you don't.
of AK-47-wielding-in-the-park personage.
Unnaturally occurring asymmetry is fascinating. You see this guy and imagine a vertical line down the middle, then, seeking symmetry, flip the two sides back and forth.
OK fine, maybe you don't.
savanna
Circling the herd kept Ainsley in all the flies he could ever want.
Unterschiedlich grösser und besser
salmon rushing
Oh honestly, Harold.
Where do you think everybody's going?
Click for embetterment, bigger, swearier, more layered, more finely nuanced.
Where do you think everybody's going?
Click for embetterment, bigger, swearier, more layered, more finely nuanced.
troofus
Inside a disturbingly foggy brainpan office.
The first four years aren't being counted.
Presently captive Bush ↓
Kept inside an overturned electrified drinking glass, which is something aliens are perfectly capable of doing.
The first four years aren't being counted.
Presently captive Bush ↓
Kept inside an overturned electrified drinking glass, which is something aliens are perfectly capable of doing.
skrik
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Oh no! I've come into possession of art that is so famous it can not be fenced and therefore must be returned to the museum whence it was stolen!
Edvard Munch
(pronounced
there's more
scream vogue
Ladies with an attitude
Fellows that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it
Vogue!
Watching the Madonna video concurrently in another window cracks me up. I keep thinking how I could make it better, or more exact, but then I think how incredibly vapid the lyrics and inane the premise and yet so infectious and compulsive the result that it causes me to no longer care. So check it out, now together for the first time, Munch's Scream and Madonna's Vogue.
been latenosama bin laden
Improved! Now with
✓more frames
✓20% increased length
✓intensified sweariness
✓interchangeable beards
✓12% greater girth
✓improved English!
✓hilarious looping segue
✓deeper penetration
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gouramis
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Yes, I know a place
A place with a rock
A flat rock
I know a secret place with a large, but not too large, and very flat rock.
Surrounded by smaller rounded rocks.
Come with me to this private place
With the perfect rocks
And where the water is perfectly soft and at comfortable levels of PH, temperature, and oxygenation and with a satisfying amount of dappled light so to be conducive to making,
as only fish can make it...
a...m...o...u...r...
Thally
ithn't particularly clever with acathia thornth
longest neck and legs of any land mammal
100% of biologic fact.
Which makes them very difficult to lasso.
Also, they're proper bastards to saddle
so you scarcely ever see them being ridden.
longest neck and legs of any land mammal
100% of biologic fact.
Which makes them very difficult to lasso.
Also, they're proper bastards to saddle
so you scarcely ever see them being ridden.
kitty
Lifted from Drudge. ↑ The linked article is a rather sad story about kitty-abuse, or neglect, having to do with careless partying in Sydney. Apparently the cat [ ...could have licked "plates of cocaine" which had been served at a dinner party two days earlier.] The kitty flipped out and eventually taken to the vet. No law requiring vets to report. Counseled, lesson learned, everybody went home. See, I made this anim before I read that so you have to agree the apositeness was prescient.
Also from Drudge. ↓ In an advert. Little kitties lined up, ha. Whoever thinks this actually happens never photographed cats.
cheeky kitty
clean kitty.
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Cats obsess over cleaning themselves. They lick their paws compulsively to get at the bits their tongues don't reach. They go so far as to actually choke up hairballs. 100% of fact. The dangers arising from these habits can be avoided with damp washcloths and basins of fresh water set about convenient places. The water is to be cooled but not cold in the summer and warmed but not hot in the winter. The towels are to be replaced regularly. I'm amazed you have to be told this. Go on then, they're looking to you to provide these things.
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