tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71723457395139931302024-02-02T15:24:31.108-08:00Bour3Chip Ahoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12597726289890879627noreply@blogger.comBlogger1001125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172345739513993130.post-5561557801692269532021-01-08T13:43:00.002-08:002021-01-08T13:54:48.606-08:00Western tiger swallowtail <p>You know, I've been writing notes to people and they do not write back. </p><p>That makes me think a couple of things in a row ending with oh well. </p><p>A longterm friend is a difficult case. His taste is refined and he already buys whatever he wants. I mentioned a moth as a joke and expecting no response. But he did. And he responded to the joke. Positively. So I bought the framed moth and had it sent to him.</p><p>Ugly moth that looks like two snakes. Largest of the moths. It lives a short and depressing moth-life. <a href="https://duckduckgo.com/?q=atlas+moth&t=osx&iax=images&ia=images">Atlas moth</a>, if you like. People find it fascinating. These moths are bred for this moth collecting industry. Hobbyists do various things. Frame them, for example. Real scientific-like. </p><p>The thing is, this moth is born as a large butterfly to mate and then die. It has up to two weeks to do this. It does not eat. Or drink. No mouth parts. Every movement that the moth makes, any physical activity, subtracts from its life. Therefore it sits still. They are born again as moths, the males with wide feathery antenna. They crawl out of their chrysalis stage cocoon with their broad antenna and sit right there and wait for a particular motivating molecule. Boink. They're off in the direction of the molecule. It is the only thing that can motivate them. Next molecule, next molecule, another molecule, their tiny antenna triangulate. They zero right in onto the emanating female.</p><p>Luckily the female is nearby. Although lauded for tremendously accurate triangulating éclat, these moths never need fly very far. It's not a big hunt for the female. She's right there. On the same bush. Males and females born on the same bush. The female crawls out perhaps a few feet at most to get to the edge of the bush. Or the tree, or whatever. Huge wingspan but they do not fly very far. Nor very long. Their existence in butterfly form is dismal. Severely handicapped. Depressingly brief. One single goal. </p><p>It's not that they are lazy, it's that they cannot do anything.</p><p>Therefore, they are not interesting. </p><p>Except everyone who I've shown this to disagrees. Some just flip out. Like my brother and his wife. So I bought them one too. </p><p>What the heck. </p><p>Within this discussion the original difficult friend actually wrote back and included a photograph from Facebook of a butterfly that he thinks is beautiful. He expressed a wish that he could take such good photographs.</p><p>It looks to be a female of either western or eastern tiger swallowtail. An American species with three forms and many variations between forms, and other very similar species. </p><p>Another species is mostly white instead of mostly yellow. </p><p>Another species has different markings on left and right bottom wings. </p><p>For this species there are two forms of female, one that looks like the male except more colorful, and another form that is black. </p><p>It's a bit of a confusing butterfly. </p><p>The specimen shown me in the original photograph has the full panoply of dots and colors, a female then, either northern or eastern tiger swallowtail. </p><p>The thing is, when this butterfly moves around its wings are held together so that the four bits of wing form a triangle. This species is known for being triangular. A triangular swallowtail. Every photograph that you see shows this. </p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIJArWT7W3-99SYX0Dl4_PO1Pqa2fWnVNvsBvE8VZaBKETjdCxznBMDPZLpTLOx83CPJLWAdWzD-m5GiVFrokrSH2de_ZwxS-H5pI39zhkmqWZwKs3C90TppGrpumuW86enq_uyRGTrf0/" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="324" data-original-width="474" height="220" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIJArWT7W3-99SYX0Dl4_PO1Pqa2fWnVNvsBvE8VZaBKETjdCxznBMDPZLpTLOx83CPJLWAdWzD-m5GiVFrokrSH2de_ZwxS-H5pI39zhkmqWZwKs3C90TppGrpumuW86enq_uyRGTrf0/" width="320" /></a></div><p></p><p>Every example of a real specimen is mounted improperly with their wings separated at the bottom as regular butterflies do so that no triangle forms. </p><p>Oddly, this butterfly is mounted against its nature. </p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMOE4MmzU7RfQf27ApF4I-oPPWDK2kX3joc6tzc6CaaTkemxCb19eG9e8tuELYWYczDOHq2fbjxxT8WBzbWE6rFzJMRYdxV4SavfxJ7yWV30rS6EozF7CwkpeU3DuTrc_IKJX0ysr_sKw/" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="333" data-original-width="400" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMOE4MmzU7RfQf27ApF4I-oPPWDK2kX3joc6tzc6CaaTkemxCb19eG9e8tuELYWYczDOHq2fbjxxT8WBzbWE6rFzJMRYdxV4SavfxJ7yWV30rS6EozF7CwkpeU3DuTrc_IKJX0ysr_sKw/" width="288" /></a></div><p></p><p>All of them are mounted incorrectly this way. You can see this easily by searching Etsy. Both framed specimens and photographs of living specimens are shown together in array. Page after page of results. All the photographs of living species show a triangular shape for both wings pinched together at bottom. All of the mounted real specimens show the wings separated. </p><p>Do I look like a lepidopterist over here? Am I an expert insect mounting hobbyist? I don't know anything about butterflies, only what I've looked up for these conversations, and I see that all the real specimens everywhere throughout the entire industry are mounted improperly and all the hobbyists doing this thing do not know the basic facts of this butterfly. And I do. </p><p>La la la. </p><p>A dummkopf like me with no butterfly knowledge drops in and notices more than all of the butterfly hobbyists doing this butterfly mounting through their lifetime. </p><p>It makes buying a gift a bit difficult. The example he showed was a rather poor photo, all of the photos on Etsy are better but not all of them have the best characteristics of all of the available forms and variations for this species. Then frame is a separate purchase. And matting separate from that. </p><p>In this case, photographs of living specimens are better than framed real specimens. Even with the additional problem of matting and framing a photograph yourself. After all that, not particularly less expensive. </p><p>I wrote a specific butterfly vendor, one I had used and talked to before -- who else could I share this insight? -- Over there in Britainialand, and he hasn't written back. Go figure. </p>Chip Ahoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12597726289890879627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172345739513993130.post-71700361930875675072020-09-27T20:56:00.002-07:002020-09-27T21:05:24.538-07:00Tea<p>Gift tea. Variety package. A variety of teas packaged attractively intended as gift. Ultimate Tea Sampler by Solstice Tea Traders. I think this arrangement looks attractive, and that is why I bought them, but in real life they are not arranged 3x4 in the box, they do not show all at once like this, rather, the tins are sealed and arranged stacked two layers 2x3. </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEia5n_aGC-kbVhwPQZenIh-QWPbesCijjJLkB0IrSkrUCz-gvXGsH5w4GHV_L1t_dG-WBQt1fEQ-L5LJyRh8jLeO1nDyfxgs3h8Gi-jEfjS7TjhHCBjALqnZEDI5wBZ1UB3pGIlUjLxvuo/s699/Screen+Shot+2020-09-27+at+9.45.45+PM.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="538" data-original-width="699" height="493" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEia5n_aGC-kbVhwPQZenIh-QWPbesCijjJLkB0IrSkrUCz-gvXGsH5w4GHV_L1t_dG-WBQt1fEQ-L5LJyRh8jLeO1nDyfxgs3h8Gi-jEfjS7TjhHCBjALqnZEDI5wBZ1UB3pGIlUjLxvuo/w640-h493/Screen+Shot+2020-09-27+at+9.45.45+PM.png" width="640" /></a></div><br /><p style="text-align: left;">Plus the tins are round. Good tins that can be reused for spices or whatever. I asked, they told me.</p><p style="text-align: left;">See, it is colorful. Bright and happy-looking. Plus twelve things. This is perfect for a woman. </p><p style="text-align: left;">Turns out that was true in both cases. Both women flipped out. Very fun to see. Here, have a look. It's fun.</p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="240" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/c5PlqZk5NSY" width="494"></iframe></p><p style="text-align: left;">The dog is playing with a bubble machine that I sent to the youngest boy a few days previously. I included a bottle of bacon-flavored bubble liquid. The dog is snapping at bacon-flavored bubbles. That is what is keeping the dog's interest.</p>Chip Ahoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12597726289890879627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172345739513993130.post-79849173456048696152020-09-20T12:05:00.001-07:002020-09-20T12:35:09.447-07:00Rudeness<p>My rudeness. I am not bragging. I am ashamed. Apparently isolation has caused me to become short with annoying strangers and this runs counter to my Christian upbringing. </p><p>I know, right? Who would believe that. This is our Christian ego; we try to be like Jesus but we just cannot. </p><p>Here's the thing. I don't believe in this whole shutdown, and I can tell you why. It's very childish but it works for me. My ten-year-old self and my sixty-seven year-old self are in agreement on this and so are all my selves in between. That is a multitude of selves in agreement. So I don't care what anyone else thinks. All you bore the living piss out of me. My own internal views are my only guide. And all of the experts that you can pull out of your butt and posit to the contrary can all just suck my big fat old white ... dangling participle.</p><p>See how rude I've become? </p><p>I am ten. My family moved to Tokyo. Now it turned winter. Everyone is wearing a medical face mask. </p><p>Everyone is wearing a face mask!</p><p>This is 1964. And everyone around me is wearing a face mask. </p><p>There are millions of them. This is Tokyo. They are all the same. Same size. Same shape. Same black hair. Same faces. Same face masks. </p><p>Not really, but come on, I am ten, alright? That is how I saw things. This society is largely homogenous. Back then people did not dye their hair pink and green and blue. </p><p>It's the weirdest goddamn thing. </p><p>But it seems like a pretty good idea, don't you think?</p><p>These people really are thinking ahead. Whether or not it actually works, they are all sincere in protecting each other. It's actually kind of sweet. </p><p>Why don't we do that? </p><p>Time goes by and I keep on wondering that. We move to United States. </p><p>Decades go by and I keep wondering why Americans do not do the mask thing like the Japanese people all did way back then in the 60's. </p><p>Decade after decade. I kept wondering this. </p><p>Every flu season I wondered this. Should I wear a mask? That is not a cultural thing with us. I would stick out like a gangster. I would look like a bank robber. That is my culture. </p><p>Flu comes every year. I think the same think year after year. </p><p>It seemed a very good idea, yet here we are as Americans simply rejecting it automatically. We are freedom people apparently, not fascist all do the same thing automatically people. This is a BIG difference between us and Japanese. This is a thing that I know about ourselves. This I know about our two separate cultures. I will not see Americans wearing a face mask. Apparently, face masks are unAmerican. I do see the masks but it's all in hospital environments, not ever in America at large. </p><p>Not ever. </p><p>And that is very weird. </p><p>And then I became ill such that flying endangered my wellbeing due to being crowded inside a metal tube for a few hours with other humans and all their weird comorbidities walking around, back and forth past me, just sitting there breathing. Breathing on me. Me breathing their air. Hour after hour. Something of theirs will jump on me. Me breathing all their air. Filtered, yeah, recirculated, repeatedly, even so, whatever, I don't know. I want a mask. </p><p>Everyone of my friends flies around like a maniac and comes home ill. That could kill me. </p><p>I thought about wearing a mask just to fly.</p><p>Would that be weird or what? </p><p>Repeatedly, I visualized myself wearing a medical mask on an airplane just to fly. Because of all you sick-ass humans can easily kill me. </p><p>Everyone else is normal, this is America after all, not Tokyo, and I would be the only one wearing a medical mask. Can I pull that off? </p><p>Yes. I can. But I don't want to.</p><p>I really don't want to be the only guy on the airplane wearing a medical mask. Because all you buttholes can make me sick. </p><p>And besides, that wouldn't work. </p><p>The mask would protect them from me but not me from them. </p><p>It's one of those backwards things. </p><p>Everyone else would have to wear a mask and I could go la la la free. </p><p>So that's not going to work. </p><p>And that means I don't fly. </p><p>For decades. </p><p>And then 2020 happened. </p><p>America adapted instantly. </p><p>Simply astounding. </p><p>The entire nation all at once. Finally. What took you so goddamn long? Honestly. What took you so long? </p><p>I know exactly what took so long. </p><p>Until this moment the entire world could go full on face mask but America would not. America flatly would not. That much I know from 60 years of experience wondering about America and face masks. It is far too intrusive. Far far far too invasive. Americans, due to their conceits about freedom and about individuality and about their uniqueness unto the world as exemplars of independence would never ever not never not ever forever never would accept medical face masks. </p><p>I was gobsmacked how readily my Democrat city accepted responsibility for wearing face masks as if they actually believe all this horse shit. They truly believe. Bless their sparkling hearts they truly believe. They are responsible people. Of course they will do whatever the authorities suggest. It only makes sense.</p><p>Americans are simply the most cooperative sensible people. </p><p>Who knew?</p><p>Overnight. American sense of independence and individualism and freedom changed in an instant. Pop. Just like that. </p><p>That is what I saw. </p><p>From age ten to age sixty-seven. </p><p>What were the conditions that came together this year to make that happen? </p><p>How is it that everyone went along with it so readily? It's not just "we suggest you wear a face mask," rather, Americans go a bit crazy about this. Europeans even more so. How is it, though, all these lovely people around me become so adamant so instantly about enforcing their brand new extralegal social agreements, that nobody voted for, with pain of enforcement to the tune of thousands of dollars in fines? </p><p>Scratch a liberal and an illiberal bleeds. Do you see conservative governors doing this?</p><p>Fuck me. You should see the monthly newsletter for my apartment building. It's always a boring pos with clip art but this last one is particularly bad. They won't even look back at it as a mistake. It begins a lonely diatribe on how difficult it is working in isolation so everyone leave them alone right now. Communicate these special ways. Contact us only this one specific way and it ends with all the things residents do that make their lives miserable, so here are all the fines for not obeying house rules. Including now wearing a mask on the premises. </p><p>What a load. </p><p>Isolation suited these people perfectly. They wanted it. They like it so much they extended it repeatedly. They are reveling in it. The love it. Masks are like a miracle cure, a magic wand that makes everyone just stfu and stfd. And it works!</p><p>I've never seen anything like it. </p><p>A true world wonder. </p><p>I must now pray. </p><p>Lord, look at me. See this? Is this a true marvel, or what? Help a brother out, is this a miracle because it seems like one to me. These people are blowing my mind how they all ... boink ... think the same thing all at once. </p><p>Americans, you are blowing my mind. How does this go? I saw it one of the definitions. One thing after another, pile after pile after pile after pile after pile pure unadulterated resistance and finally SHUT THE FUCK UP, CEASE ALL ECONOMIC ACTIVITY, WHILE WE BURN AND WE SCREAM!</p><p>We assume these people are all Democrat voters but I seriously doubt that the rioters actually vote. </p><p>In America, I suppose elsewhere as well, the medical masks wearing is part of everything else. All America suddenly agreeing to wear medical masks is not understood as a thing by itself. That could not happen by itself. It never did happen by itself even though with very good opportunity year after year after year with flu. But it didn't. Compulsion for medical mask wearing needed something big. For America, something bigger than big, something BIGGER THAN ANYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED BEFORE IN HISTORY. Not a virus strain. Something much bigger than that. Something like your collective present day political ego and your realization that your long march through institutions is taking a little bit of a bend. Something like your one party for ALL American crackpots being insufficient to express your particular obsession. Something that your power-hungry egos simply cannot tolerate. A hard civic lesson like Trump delivered to Republicans to digest, that is flatly rejected by Republicans and by Democrats. The political pendulum swings and this swing is intended to slice off both your political heads and that is why we are all wearing medical masks. This is the power that power mad people have over you when their political power is thwarted. It is a coordinated and uncoordinated effort between thousands to stop living and to shut up until the all important overarching election that determines their life or their death. </p><p>Medical mask wearing is the stfu price that I am willing to pay because their actual political power is worse. </p><p>You insisting that I wear a mask, for all your various reasons, is you insisting that I shut up. </p><p>Me wearing a mask is me saying, "Fine. I'll shut up. Just to live in the same city with you f'k'n crackpots. Prefer it that way, actually. I see your political power frustrated. And that is how I prefer you." </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3SUTmT-la_asmZqyVB7KuhASIjrdePuL67Z_g-hGADIpUfx6Vzvrp0Lo-Ts3YJ8n_To0ELvWs9n23D9J5hmNPWoSxAPfpvVyozoghNRqfl0FbYaCO3OiAklaoP_ri4oWC6sAmT1G774I/s400/0_message.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3SUTmT-la_asmZqyVB7KuhASIjrdePuL67Z_g-hGADIpUfx6Vzvrp0Lo-Ts3YJ8n_To0ELvWs9n23D9J5hmNPWoSxAPfpvVyozoghNRqfl0FbYaCO3OiAklaoP_ri4oWC6sAmT1G774I/s320/0_message.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div><br /></div><div>The man has a funny name.</div><div><br /></div><div>I should say, I've had more fun with people around here. We are all basically thinking the same things. I've had none of the bad Karen type experiences that I read about and everyone that I encounter seems to be on the same page as myself. I goof with the mask and nobody gives me any problem with it. I lift it and talk above it and wear it the wrong way and leave it hanging. I am mess with the mask and so far nobody has troubled me about it. My experience with the people in my city is all very lovely.</div>Chip Ahoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12597726289890879627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172345739513993130.post-3413765280615569532020-09-01T15:49:00.004-07:002020-09-01T15:49:54.967-07:00Outgoing mail<p>I pass two women who had finished the farmers market and were sitting on a squat parapet the base for iron fence in the shade and looking onto a lovely blank patch of perfect green lawn. I passed through the iron gate closed behind me. I speak to the two young women through the fence. </p><p>"This mailbox says, 'outgoing.'" </p><p> "And ... " </p><p>"This other mailbox says, 'introspective.'"</p><p> "What does that mean?"</p><p>"Shy." </p><p> "I don't get it."</p><p>"One mailbox says outgoing and the other one says shy." </p><p> "I still don't understand."</p><p>"Outgoing mail ... and ... shy mail." </p><p> "Still don't get it."</p><p>"That was a joke." </p><p> "Oh."</p><p>The two women still didn't get it. And I forgot what it was like being that young. </p><p>No I didn't. My young self is still alive and kicking. I was never that thick. I would have been just as flabbergasted back then at age nine.</p>Chip Ahoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12597726289890879627noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172345739513993130.post-37910636464689665052020-08-30T14:40:00.005-07:002020-11-25T17:27:07.044-08:00New words. New vocabulary encountered reading online<p>Try your hand. Give it a go. </p><p>I do very well with all the word things. My family likes to play games while I do not. Nevertheless to be with them I play these games such as scrabble. One evening we were playing with the wife of my younger brother's best friend. She kept questioning my entries. She kept looking them up. I entered EDILE, she looked it up. I told her what it means. She asked me how I know such a word. I told her how I know it. My mother said, "We learned to just trust him." </p><p>I think that is so sweet.</p><p>They went through that. They looked up every weird thing that I entered too. But that's the thing; I don't know what is weird and what is ordinary anymore. </p><p>Another time my family from the east coast was visiting. They were all at my parent's house assembled to do something. Dad was doing a crossword at the breakfast table and he kept asking me questions of the filler sort. I said, "Come on, Dad, ask us some hard ones." </p><p>The two adjoining rooms were filled with people, all at once they each said, "N-o-o-o-o-o." </p><p>I did not know they were listening. I thought they were each doing their own thing. But they were listening and they wanted easy questions, not hard ones. ALL my relatives wanted easy questions. I didn't even know they were trying. I thought that whole thing was between Dad and me. What a bunch of intruders.</p><p>Still, everyday, there are quite a lot of words encountered that I do not know. I'm telling you, sometimes I think people pull words out of their butt. Especially all those fer'ner words. </p><p>These are the new ones since the last time I did this elsewhere. It's getting to be a big pile, and this pile gets added to the previous pile that's been going on like this for years, decades actually, through three laptop computers. </p><p>Here goes:</p><p>* abseil: To rappel. (Mountaineering) a descent of a vertical cliff or wall made by using a doubled rope that is fixed to a higher point and wrapped around the body. Lower oneself with a rope coiled around the body from a mountainside.</p><p>It's a dream gig for anyone with a distaste for staid office jobs, as well as an excellent grasp of plantsmanship and the ability to abseil the battlements of a castle.</p><p>* affiant: someone who makes a sworn statement. US term for the person who makes a voluntary declaration of facts in a written statement and signs it under oath. The equivalent UK term is deponent. See also affidavit. </p><p>“I was not the affiant,” Rosenstein protested to a questioner in a congressional committee.</p><p>* aggress: To make an attack; commit the first act of hostility or offense; begin a quarrel or controversy; hence, to act on the offensive. To encroach; to intrude; be or become intrusive.</p><p>The Sage of Scranton: "Is It Too Late to Aggress Climate Change?"</p><p>* allopathic: Allopathic medicine, or allopathy, refers to science-based, modern medicine, such as the use of medications or surgery to treat or suppress symptoms or the ill effect of disease. </p><p>Allopathic Vs Osteopathic </p><p>Osteopaths treat conditions with medical treatments as well as manipulation and massage of muscles, bones, and joints. In the United States osteopathic doctors are licensed physicians and surgeons. </p><p>Ostopathic doctors must pass the same national board exams that all physicians do. They have the same residency training programs as other doctors. Osteopathic doctors have the title DO instead of MD </p><p>She is best known for her integrative approach using complementary, functional and allopathic medicine, creating a unique treatment plan for each individual patient.</p><p>* autarky: A policy of national self-sufficiency and non-reliance on imports or economic aid. A self-sufficient region or country. Economic independence as a national policy.</p><p>In American terms, Trump’s supposedly quixotic effort to decouple key industries from China will no longer be the stuff of bemused scorn, but the new orthodoxy, with obvious advantages for the United States in terms of autonomy and autarky of life-sustaining goods—not to mention U.S. jobs.</p><p>That' it for the A's. </p><span><a name='more'></a></span><p>* Baader-Meinhof phenomenon: Frequency bias. Notice something new, at least to you. Could be a word, breed of dog, a particular style of house, or nearly anything. Suddenly you are aware of that thing all over the place. There is no increase in occurrence. It’s just that you’ve started to notice it.</p><p>The more I dig into the radical terrorists of the late 70s early 80s, the more they just keep showing up in our modern discourse. It’s a literal Baader-Meinhof phenomenon. </p><p>* bacillus: Latin for stick. A type of rod-shaped bacteria. </p><p>We now know: The Steele Dossier bacillus.</p><p>* backpfeifengesicht: a face in need of a fist. In need of a slap. A slappable face. A face that cries out for a fist. That person whose face is just begging to be introduced to a fist. </p><p>Ace.mu.nu, "Here's a little backpfeifengesicht for you." Click to a photo of Bill Kristol.</p><p>[I bet this is a repeat. It will show a duplication when I move this file from "new words" to "words." Because it just seems so old.]</p><p>* bathetic: relating to or characterized by bathos; sinking rhetorically, or in style. </p><p>We watched bathetic videos of ordinary people representing ordinary people, and second-rank celebrities reading teleprompter messages.</p><p>* caltrop: sowing caltrops: A spike produced by a plant with immediate functionality as weapon. Metal imitations were made. The natural ones were used for escapes by spreading to puncture the soles of pursuers. Modern caltrops are spread to stop vehicles. </p><p>* calumet: A long-stemmed sacred or ceremonial tobacco pipe used by certain Native American peoples. A kind of tobacco-pipe used by the Indians of North America.</p><p>* Casey Stengel: Baseball player NY Yankees. He developed a national reputation as a clown. Also Philadelphia Pirates and NY Giants and Boston Braves. Known for humorous and sometimes disjointed way of speech. </p><p>Where's Casey Stengel when you need him? [Story about Washington Post changing their headline 3 times about the death of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, from "terrorist-in-chief" to "an austere religious scholar" to "extremist leader." </p><p>Apparently Stengel said, "Can't anybody here play this game?" </p><p>* cat’s paw: a light air that ruffles the surface of the water in irregular patches during a calm. [from the fable of the monkey that used a cat's paw to draw chestnuts from the fire] : one used by another as a tool : DUPE</p><p>the … govern. A hitch knot formed with two eyes for attaching a line to a hook.</p><p>Or, rather, who or what is Biden, if not a composite cat’s paw of an anonymous left-wing central committee?</p><p>* Cathy Berberian: American-Armenian expatriate singer. Did a bunch of stuff in NYC, then Paris, then Milan. She is mention in the Steely Dan song "Your Gold Teeth":</p><p>"Even Cathy Berberian knows there's one roulade she can't sing." </p><p>Thus, the source: </p><p>Comment away, but be careful. Even Cathy Berberian knows, there’s one roulade she can’t sing. </p><p>* chud: an insult frequently used by leftists to deride members of the alt-right or other right wing groups. The word has been used as a sarcastic derision for decades, but has only attained the political slant fairly recently.</p><p>Looks like the person that got shot and killed was a patriot prayer chud.</p><p>* comorbidities: Co-morbidity. The presence of one or more additional conditions co-occurring with a primary condition; in the countable sense of the term, a comorbidity is each additional condition. The additional condition may also be a behavioral or mental disorder.</p><p>We make these broad sweeping assumptions that men and women are the same behaviorally, in terms of comorbidities, biology and our immune system, and we just are not.</p><p>* CT scan: Computed tomography (CT or CAT) scan allows doctors to see inside your body by using a combination of X-rays and a computer to create pictures of your organs, bones, and other tissues.</p><p>* Curley effect: James Michael Curley, four-time mayor of Boston, used wasteful redistribution to his poor Irish constituents and incendiary rhetoric to encourage richer citizens to emigrate from Boston, thereby shaping the electorate in his favor. As a consequence, Boston stagnated but Curley kept winning elections.</p><p>1) Curley reshaped his electorate by pushing out people who likely wouldn't vote for him by targeting public help programs at the poorer Irish of Boston, while paying for the programs fell to the rich.</p><p>2) Differential taxes on voters by certain categorizations of people shaped an electorate by forcing certain categories of voters to move away.</p><p>3) Political leaders uses points 1 and 2 to shape their electorate and ensure they stay in power.</p><p>Opinion: The study was bogus.</p><p>Anyone citing the Curley effect is citing a poorly conducted study. </p><p>Ah dunno. What do you do if the consequences [Denver minimum wage] are intended? See the Curley Effect.</p><p> Props for knowing. </p><p>[The effects are not intended; automation, shift to more part-time positions, less jobs, restaurants and such closing, customers tipping a lot less.]</p><p>* Dalgona coffee: A beverage made by whipping equal proportions of instant coffee powder sugar, and hot water until it becomes creamy and then adding it to cold or hot milk. Occasionally, it is topped with coffee powder, cocoa, crumbled biscuits, or honey.</p><p>* de trop: Too much or too many; excessive or superfluous. Literally, too much; hence, in a way; not wanted: applied to a person whose presence is inconvenient.</p><p>Antifa is already considered de trop.</p><p>* dhoti: Derived from dhauti, meaning to "cleanse or wash". In the context of clothing, it simply refers to the cleansed garment which was worn during śrauta sacrifices or religious sessions in general. A long loincloth traditionally worn in southern Asia by Hindu men. Wrapped around the hips and thighs with one end brought between the legs and tucked into the waistband, the dhoti resembles baggy, knee- length trousers.</p><p>Hence Gandhi’s George Bernard Shaw routine in a dhoti, or George Harrison’s deeply spiritual objections to capital gains in ‘Taxman’.</p><p>* discommode: To put to inconvenience; trouble.</p><p>But he didn’t discommode the Washington establishment very much, and they came to like him.</p><p>* disculpate: To free a person of blame.</p><p>Instead, reflex pushed them into instinctive opposition, tending to disculpate China and demand even longer lockdowns, even to their potential detriment.</p><div>* dudelsackpfeifer: piper, bagpiper, bagpipe player.</div><div><br /></div><div>"We'll see if he really makes him pay the dudelsackpfeifer."</div><div><br /></div><div>* emesis: vomiting</div><div><br /></div><div>Crossing the Atlantic's one thing - but they had to come 'round the Horn, which is something else. Talk about projectile emesis! </div><div><br /></div><div>* endsieg: German for "ultimate victory". IT is generally used to denote a victory at the end of a war or conflict.</div><div><br /></div><div>But you know what that sounds like? The conversations in the bunker between Hitler and Albert Speer, looking over the architectural models of Berlin when they achieve the promised endsieg... even as Russian artillery pounds the ground above them and concrete dust falls on their heads. </div><div><br /></div><div>* epigone: A second-rate imitator or follower, especially of an artist or a philosopher. One born after; a successor or heir. Same as epigonium.</div><div><br /></div><div>For all the critical tenor in Grabar’s book, beneath it all burns a fire of love for her subject: Love for the country Zinn and his epigones have so grievously maligned, and passion for the concept of history as a truthful account of the past, which Zinn airily rejected as a bourgeois myth.</div><div><br /></div><div>* Erlenmeyer flask: Also known as a conical flask or a titration flask is a type of laboratory flask which features a flat bottom, a conical body, and a cylindrical neck. Named after German chemist Emil Erlenmeyer 1825-1909. </div><div><br /></div><div>Currently he's a fucking Doctor of Epidemiology working for the Twitter CDC. He's hitting the "retweet" button with the beakers and Erlenmeyer flasks he's cooking up vaccines in.</div><div><br /></div><div>* escrima sticks: Arnis, Kali, or eskrima/escrim is the national martia art o fthe Philippines. The sticks look like short cue sticks. </div><div><br /></div><div>* exeunt: Used as a stage direction to indicate that two or more performers leave the stage. They go out: a word used in the text of plays to denote that point in the action at which two or more actors leave the stage. They retire from the scene.</div><div><br /></div><div>Tommy Chong has a role as paranoiac hermit Ezra (another rather savvy update to "the crazy old coot who lives in the woods" trope) whose exeunt is very effectively done. </div><div><br /></div><div>* farrago: mixed fodder, hodgepodge, from far, farr- a kind of grain.From Latin: mash for cattle (hence, a mixture), from fār spelt, farraginous adj. Yet Nadler is a slow learner and there he was Tuesday, opening the ballyhooed attack on the AG with a statement that was a farrago of lies, fake news and slanderous attacks on law enforcement, Barr and Trump.</div><div><br /></div><div>* farschimmelt: Yiddish. A term used to describe a confused state of mind, disorientation, or feeblemindedness. Heard as fehshimmered. </div><div><br /></div><div>Yes, I realize that the downside of Bernie beating the odds and winning the nomination presents the possible danger of his energizing his base as well as the rest of the Dems doing what we have done for virtually every election ever save for 80, 84 and 16 by holding their noses and voting for the farschimmelt fuhrer. </div><div><br /></div><div>* favela: A unique, low and middle-income, and unregulated type of slum neighborhood in Brazil that has experienced historical governmental neglect.</div><div><br /></div><div>... hail from California, specifically Los Angeles and San Francisco which are both rapidly descending into literal sewers that are somewhere between the worst favela in Rio and Bartertown.</div><div><br /></div><div>* flame fougasse: (sometimes contracted to fougasse and may be spelled foo gas) is a type of mine or improvised explosive device which uses an explosive charge to project burning liquid onto a target. The flame fougasse was developed by the Petroleum Warfare Department in Britain as an anti-tank weapon during the invasion crisis of 1940. </div><div><br /></div><div>Shooting them one at a time (pedophile rioters) is all very well, but I really think we should be looking at the pest control properties of the flame fougasse.</div><div><br /></div><div>* foundation garment: Also known as shapewear or shaping underwear, is an undergarment designed to impermanently alter the wearer's body shape, to achieve what some view as a more fashionable figure. The function of a foundation garment is not to enhance a bodily feature (as would, for example, a padded bra) but to make it look more presentable.</div><div><br /></div><div>Amartel said...</div><div>Lock her up ... or at least put some foundation garments on her. FFS.</div><div><br /></div><div>* fugazi: fouled up, got ambushed, zipped in. Vietnam War era possibly earlier, reputedly British Military origin. </div><div><br /></div><div>fowled is an obvious euphemism </div><div><br /></div><div>Elizabeth Fugazi signals she may choose a woman as her VP pick. (Obviously Elizabeth Warren, I wish J.J. Sefton would stop doing this childish name-switch bullshit, we have to de-code all his grade school nonsense fifteen times every day for each lengthy post.) </div><div><br /></div><div>* gammon: A term used to describe a particular type of Brexit-voting, Europhobic, middle-aged white male, whose meat-faced complexion suggests they are perilously close to a stroke.</div><div><br /></div><div>* gauleiter: An official in charge of a district of Nazi Germany. Any overbearing or unpleasant official, especially a local official.</div><div><br /></div><div>* Gauloises: “gaul women” in French (“cigarette” is feminine in French), is a brand of cigarette of French manufacture. </div><div><br /></div><div>* Article: How France lost its iconic, once romantic Gauloises cigarette brand. </div><div><br /></div><div>* Article: France limits sale of nicotine products after coronavirus research.</div><div><br /></div><div>Comment to article: Rationing Galoises?! Jamais. JA-MAIS!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>* gelflings: Gelflings. Dark Crystal (movie, 1982 puppet animated dark fantasy adventure) are a peaceful elven-like race that once inhabited large cities in the world of Thra. They mastered many aspects of magic, including the ability of prophecy. The name "Gelfling" is a transliteration of Ghel-flainnk, which means "those who live without knowledge of the future".</div><div><br /></div><div>(comment) the dirty Chinese piggy-pigs are brutal and thieving </div><div><br /></div><div>it's nice everyone gets to see how brutal </div><div><br /></div><div>it's nice everyone gets to see them rape the gelflings </div><div><br /></div><div>even butt-ignorant NBA lick-lick boy Lebron James might learn something before this is done</div><div><br /></div><div>* geschrei: Yiddish, a yell; shout. An uproar.</div><div><br /></div><div>Yet, with all the geschrei and gnashing of teeth about how solemn this is, how Trump must be impeached lest he declare himself emperor or how all of this is akin to freeing the slaves, the Battle of the Bulge and giving women the vote, it seems as if Nancy Pelosi is considering not sending the articles up to the Senate for a trial.</div><div><br /></div><div>* godwins: Godwin, Godwins’s law. Godwin’s rule of Hitler analogies. An internet adage asserting taht “As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1” </div><div><br /></div><div>(Liberal Twitter reaction to crowd response to Trump appearing on the field of National Championship game. But what about the godwins? (not capitalized) Are there no references to the Second World War? Oh. Of course there are.)</div><div><br /></div><div>* grackles: Common grackles are blackbirds that look like they've been slightly stretched. They're taller and longer tailed than a typical blackbird, with a longer, more tapered bill and glossy-iridescent bodies. Grackles walk around lawns and fields on their long legs or gather in their noisy groups high in trees, typically evergreens. They eat many crops and nearly anything else as well, including garbage. In flight their long tails trail behind them, sometimes folded down the middle into a shallow V shape.</div><div><br /></div><div>But the shrieking grackles that swarm above every productive American, ready to swoop down and peck and claw at them for the tiniest shred of bad news have no interest in anything remotely good about anyone or anything that has been labelled a target.</div><div><br /></div><div>* Grand Guignol: The Theatre of the Great Puppet. From its opening in 1897 until its closing in 1962 it specialized in naturalistic horror shows. Its name is often used as a general term for graphic, amoral horror entertainment, a genre popular form Elizabethan and Jacobean theatre to today's splatter films.</div><div><br /></div><div>It’s not Grand Guignol but it’s a dumb show nevertheless.</div><div><br /></div><div>* gravamen: The main claim or most important aspect of a complaint against a defendant. The burden or chief weight; that a part of an accusation which weighs most heavily against the accused. the substantial cause of an action of at law; ground or burden of a complaint in general. </div><div><br /></div><div>Three links in particular coalesce around the gravamen of my discourse: </div><div><br /></div><div>* Hobson’s choice: An apparently free choice when there is no real alternative. Only one thing is offered. A person may refuse to accept what is offered, two options are taking it or leaving it. </div><div><br /></div><div>Hobson had 40 horses. Knowing this, customers assumed they have a great choice but Hobson made his customers pick the horse nearest the door. </div><div><br /></div><div>Ew, that Hobson is mean.</div><div><br /></div><div>Hobson noticed the best horses were always chosen causing them to be overused. Hobson's horse-rotation prevented his best horses this unhappy fate. </div><div><br /></div><div>Yes, there are 40 horses but you don't get a pick. </div><div><br /></div><div>There were a lot of pissed off customers. Hobson was all, "Hey, all the horses are good." They wanted to pick their horse but Hobson wouldn't let them in order to protect his stock. </div><div><br /></div><div>Ex: </div><div><br /></div><div>Do not misunderstand me; the uncertainty surrounding the origins, lethality and morbidity of this Chinese contagion as well as a lack of vaccine as a preventive (unlike flu and other viruses) meant that quarantine was perhaps the best of a Hobson's choice. </div><div><br /></div><div>Okay, it appears J.J. Sefton is suggesting there really was only quarantine. </div><div><br /></div><div>* homologation: The granting of approval by an official authority. This may be a court of law, a government department, or an academic or professional body, any of which would normally work from a set of strict rules or standards to determine whether such approval should be given.</div><div><br /></div><div>[Toyota GR Yaris] "Calling it a hot hatch does it a disservice. This is a true rally homologation special." </div><div><br /></div><div>* Imprecatory: to invoke evil upon or curse one's enemies. </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Imprecatory prayers all around for all serpents and skinks…..</div><div><br /></div><div>Imprecatory Psalms 69 and 109 while 11,12, 35, 37 40, 52, 54, 56, 57, 58, 59, 79, 83, 94, 137, 139, 143 are also considered imprecatory. </div><div><br /></div><div>Example: Psalm 69:24 "Pour out Your indignation on them, and let Your burning anger overtake them." </div><div><br /></div><div>* incunabula: a book printed before 1501. The earliest single publication referred to as incunabulum is the Gutenberg Bible with the final year of incunabula publications universally designated as 1501. An artifact from an earlier period. </div><div><br /></div><div>The library owns over 300 medical incunabula. </div><div><br /></div><div>* insoluble: Cannot be dissolved. Difficult or impossible to solve or explain: insolvable. That cannot be loosed or undone.</div><div><br /></div><div>The paradox is insoluble.</div><div><br /></div><div>* Jahr Null: The Man in the High Castle, Wiki fandom, Jahr Null, or Year Zero, was a social-engineering initiative carried out by the Greater Nazi Reich in Nazi America beginning in Summer of 1963. The goal of Jahr Null was to erase all traces of American history and national identity and encourage new and future generations to identify as contributing citizens of the Reich. </div><div><br /></div><div>I guess they must've discovered that doing the Jahr Null thing is a lot harder than it looks.</div><div><br /></div><div>"They" is CHAZites, the Seattle center thing, during COVID pandemic WAY over-reaction thing during BLM thing, following the failed impeachment thing, following the Mueller Investigation thing that spent millions looking for collusion that they just knew existed, following the RussiaRussiaRussia thing, the bluff to throw you off the scent of all that went into putting Clinton in office. Singularly the most massive collective protracted overlapping Democrat flounce in American history short of the American Civil War. Let's call that one the First. This is what it looks like when straight up crackpots are denied the power they desperately want to change America, they pour out of the walls, and frankly its the preferred state because they're much worse when they have the power they demand. </div><div><br /></div><div>* Kafkatrap: To accuse someone of some form of "ism" (sexism, racism, etc.) and to proclaim that their denial or any attempt they make to defend themselves is proof that they are guilty. A favorite tactic of the social justice warrior.</div><div><br /></div><div>A rhetorical device in which any denial by the accused serves as evidence of guilt. </div><div><br /></div><div>The kafkaktrap is a form of argument that is s fallacious and manipulative that those subjected to it are entitled to reject it based entirely on the form of the argument, without reference to whatever particular sin or thoughtcrime is being alleged. </div><div><br /></div><div>* Kakistocracy: A system of government that is run by the worst, least qualified, and/or most unscrupulous citizens.</div><div><br /></div><div>* Krassenstein brothers: Rose to prominence through a practice Cockburn refers to as "wohling": that's to say, whenever @realdonaldtrump tweets something, you reply with a bland but extremely partisan statement, in the hope of accruing likes and retweets, and building your personal brand.</div><div><br /></div><div>Twitter permanently bans anti-Trump Krassenstein brothers. If you have a Twitter account, it's inevitable that you've seen the Krassenstein brothers' propaganda come across your feed. The two brothers out of Florida have each attracted followers in the hundreds of thousands (mainly by following hundreds of thousands of other Twitter accounts, and hoping they follow back), and have become known for the hyperbolic, spammy nonsense they pollute the national discourse with.</div><div><br /></div><div>(You don't need a Twitter account to read @realdonaldtrump and all the replies to them)</div><div><br /></div><div>Ed Krassenstein had amassed more than 900,000 followers before the ban, while Brian Krassenstein had nearly 700,000 followers. The ban was first reported in the Daily Beast. </div><div><br /></div><div>Am I bad for not knowing who these two dopes are? I read @realdonaldtrump all the time while avoiding ALL the idiotic remoras attached to his account. They're all perfectly worthless parasites presumptuously reflexively contrary to everything.</div><div><br /></div><div>(Greta Thunburg) But like a teenage rock band, her freshness date may expire quickly. As Treacher notes, “They’re (the left)just exploiting her. The minute she’s no longer useful to them, they’ll drop her like a global warming-heated rock. Ask Cindy Sheehan. Ask Sandra Fluke. Ask the Krassenstein brothers. Ask any other one-time liberal superstar who is now long forgotten. It’s a short ride.” </div><div><br /></div><div>* Laconophilia: Love or admiration of Sparta and of the Spartan culture or constitution. The terms derives from Laconia, the part of he Peloponnesus where the Spartans lived. </div><div><br /></div><div>* lido deck: On a cruise ship or ocean liner, the lido deck features outdoor pools and related facilities. Lido, an Italian word for "beach," forms part of the place names of several Italian seaside towns known for their beaches, such as Lido di Venezia, the barrier beach enclosing the Venetian Lagoon. The term may have found its way into English via English visitors returning from the Lido di Venezia, where sea-bathing took place from the late-19th century. </div><div><br /></div><div>If you've ever delivered a policy speech from the lido deck...you may be a cuck.</div><div><br /></div><div>* louche: Of questionable morality or repute. Squinting; not straightforward; sinister. Of questionable taste, decency, or morality; not reputable.</div><div><br /></div><div>(Nigel Farage) Somehow in 20 years they (European Union) haven’t corrupted me, but that’s because I lived a pretty louche lifestyle already.</div><div><br /></div><div>I thought he said “loose.” </div><div><br /></div><div>* maenad: female follower of the Greek god of wine, Dionysus. The word maenad comes from the Greek maenads, meaning "mad" or "demented." During the orgiastic rites of Dionysus, maenads roamed the mountains and forests performing frenzied, ecstatic dances and were believed to be possessed by the god.</div><div><br /></div><div>I wouldn't want to look like any of the maenads in white. But among the many lies of the press, only Democrat women get to be beautiful. It's okay, because it's the easiest to disprove, when you consider that they called Michelle beautiful but ignore Melania. </div><div><br /></div><div>* Malach Ha-mavis: Angel of Death</div><div><br /></div><div>I beseech God in Heaven to bring malach-ha-mawis down on these people with a vengeance.</div><div><br /></div><div>* mandamus: A judicial remedy in the form of an order from a court to any government, subordinate court, corporation, or public authority, to do some specific act which that body is obliged under law to do, and which in the nature of public duty, and in certain cases one of statutory duty.</div><div><br /></div><div>Trump drops a 100-megaton truth nuke on Obama, huge bombshell about the Flynn "unmasking" and what agency other than the FBI was involved, on writs of mandamus vis a vis Flynn and Emmet Sullivan, ...</div><div><br /></div><div>* Milankovitch cycles: Describe the collective effects of changes in the Earth's movements on its climate over thousands of years. The term is named for Serbian geophysicist and astronomer Milutin Milanković. In the 1920s, he hypothesized that variations in eccentricity, axial tilt, and precession resulted in cyclical variation in the solar radiation reaching the Earth, and that this orbital forcing strongly influenced climatic patterns on Earth.</div><div><br /></div><div>Why do I have to pay for their religion? No amount of liberal hubris will change the Milancovich cycle.</div><div><br /></div><div>* Mountain Dew Camacho: Camacho is a character in Don Quiixote; President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is a fictional character from the 2006 comedy film Idiocracy. </div><div><br /></div><div>* Nunavut: vast territory of northern Canada that stretches across most of the Canadian Arctic. Created in 1999 out of the eastern portion of the Northwestern Territories, Nunavut encompasses the traditional lands of the Inuit, the indigenous peoples of Arctic Canada.</div><div><br /></div><div>Browser images show cairns all over the place. Their flag is half yellow and half white with a red cairn dividing the two fields in the shape of a cross, a stack of 5 red rocks. </div><div><br /></div><div>Other cairns have two base stones to make a stack of rocks in a vaguely human form. Several of these type of cairns look like a small crowd of people. </div><div><br /></div><div>* NXVIM: Self-help group that gained a reputation as a sex cult after its leader, Keith Raniere, was convicted of coercing some of his female followers into sexual servitude, even creating a ritual in which they were branded with his initials. </div><div><br /></div><div>* obloquy: Abusively detractive language or utterance: calumny. The condition of disgrace suffered as a result of abuse of vilification; ill repute. Contumelious or abusive language addressed to or aimed at another; calumny; abuse; reviling.</div><div><br /></div><div>Not unsurprisingly, Le Corbusier’s Athens Charter, its legendary 1933 manifesto, “reduced the experience of the city to functional efficiency” and other high modern planning schemes come in for much-warranted obloquy.</div><div><br /></div><div>* orgulous: Proud; haughty. Swollen; augmented; excessive; hence, threatening; dnagerous. See orgillous. </div><div><br /></div><div>How one can appraise sumptuary excesses like the fade cut, pink hair, septum rings, tongue studs, navel piercings, and the prevalence of the orgulous tattoo as in any way attractive boggles the mind.</div><div><br /></div><div>* paludarium: An aquarium which has terrestrial plants as well as aquatic plants and aquatic life. </div><div><br /></div><div>Video on YouTube.</div><div><br /></div><div>* paskudnyak: From Yiddish פּאַסקודניאַק (paskudnyak), traceable to Polish and Ukrainian. Noun . paskudnyak (plural paskudnyaks) A nasty or contemptible person. (affectionate) A young rascal; a boy who makes mischief. References . Leo Rosten, The Joys of Yiddish; applied to "a man or woman."</div><div><br /></div><div>[Adam Schiff] ... the superstar defense team of Pat Cipollone and Jim Jordan are going to be wiping the Senate floor with that beady-eyed little paskudnyak over this and more for the duration. </div><div><br /></div><div>* pecksniff: An unctuous hypocrite, a person who affects benevolence or pretends to have high moral principles; a person who interferes officiously in the business of others. </div><div><br /></div><div>From the name of Mr Pecksniff, a hypocritical character in Charles Dickens's novel The Life and Adventures of Martin Chuzzlewit.</div><div><br /></div><div>It hardly seems possible to be a Twitter pecksniff and guttersnipe at the same time, but they manage.</div><div><br /></div><div>* physiognomy: The art of discovering temperament and character from outward appearance.</div><div><br /></div><div>This loser thinks he's some badass Johnny Rotten, but he's just a low-IQ example of the reality of physiognomy. --> [Risk Wilson being clever on Twitter using a hashtag "#Beinfected" to wish the Caronavirus on Melania Trump.]</div><div><br /></div><div>But before this were a few amazing sentences by Ace. Ace describes Rick Wilson imaginatively.</div><div><br /></div><div>The pudgiest, shortest, pinky-dickiest "Pirate" wishes the plague on an enemy's wife, and NeverTrump will continue paying him to come to their conferences to whine about Trump's "assault on our precious discourse." </div><div><br /></div><div>* planchette: A small triangular board supported by two casters and a vertical pencil that, when lightly touched by the fingertips, is said to spell out subconscious or supernatural messages.</div><div><br /></div><div>A small heart-shaped or triangular board mounted on three supports, of which two, placed at the angles of the base, are easily moving casters, and the third, placed at the apex, is a pencil-point.</div><div><br /></div><div>A circumferentor.(An instrument used by surveyors for taking angles. A device for measuring the length of the tire of a wheel, consisting of a wheel of known circumference, which is rolled over the tire. A surveying instrument, for taking horizontal angles and bearings; a surveyor's compass. It consists of a compass whose needle plays over a circle graduated to 360°, and of a horizontal brass bar at the ends of which are standards with narrow slits for sighting, supported on a tripod by a ball and socket joint.)</div><div><br /></div><div>[ouija board] Your hands move as the planchette glides across the board, slowly spelling out… your name!</div><div><br /></div><div>* Porfiriato: The period of Porfirio Diaz's presidency of Mexico (1876-80; 1884-1911), an era of dictatorial rule accomplished through a combination of consensus and repression during which the country underwent extensive modernization but political liberties were limited and the free press was muzzled.</div><div><br /></div><div>The orderly and corrupt Porfiriato was followed by the horrors of civil war unleashed by Madero, followed in turn by the “perfect dictatorship” of the PRI, followed in turn by this century’s emergence of true Mexican multiparty democracy—and therefore the disintegration of the state we see now. </div><div><br /></div><div>* pozolero: The one who cooks pozoles; it could also mean someone who eats lots of pozole. This is an ancient food, it’s eaten at holidays and it can be prepared different ways. That’s what the word means literally, but in reality nobody uses that word to refer to any cook.</div><div><br /></div><div>This word has been subject to some rhetorical processes. It’s been used with its literal sense but synecdoche and metonymy can be applied to expand its meaning.</div><div><br /></div><div>[synecdoche: A figure of speech by which a part is put for the whole (such as fifty sail for fifty ships), the whole for a part (such as society for high society), the species for the genus (such as cutthroat for assassin), the genus for the species (such as a creature for a man), or the name of the material for the thing made (such as boards for stage).</div><div><br /></div><div>metonymy: A figure of speech in which one word or phrase is substituted for another with which it is closely associated, as in the use of Washington for the United States government or of the sword for military power. substituting the name of one thing for that of another to which the former bears a known and close relation. A trope in which one word is put for another that suggests it. </div><div><br /></div><div>On Mexican State Collapse: a Guest Post by El Anti-Pozolero</div><div><br /></div><div>* Prima Noctae: Droit du seigneur, also known as jus primae noctis, is a supposed legal right in medieval Europe, allowing feudal lords to have sexual relations with subordinate women, in particular, on their wedding nights.</div><div><br /></div><div>I've never seen so much racism, Can we just finally pass a law stating that only corporate-credentialed "journalists" have free speech rights, and also have the right of Prima Noctae?</div><div><br /></div><div>* prolegomenon: Prefatory remarks; specifically: a formal essay or critical discussion serving to introduce and interpret an extended work. </div><div><br /></div><div>First, however, since CNN apparently undertook its cheerleading for Warren in order to declare its feminist bona fides, I would like to pose a few questions as a sort of prolegomenon, what Kierkegaard, in another context, called a “preliminary expectoration.” 1) Why are feminists so unpleasant? 2) Why do they insist on whining instead of getting on with the task at hand? 3) Why do they tend to blame other people for their failures?</div><div><br /></div><div>* Prorogation: prolonging or putting off to another day. The discontinuation or termination of a session of the legislature, parliament, or the lie. In English Law, a prorogation is the Continuance of the parliament from one session to another as an adjournment is a continuation of the session from day to day. </div><div><br /></div><div>Prorogation puts a temporary end to the four committees that have spent the summer probing how a charity with close connections to Trudeau’s family was chosen to administer a multimillion-dollar program to encourage students to volunteer in pandemic-related community service.</div><div><br /></div><div>* quant: An expert at analyzing and managing quantitative data. </div><div><br /></div><div>Astrologers were the quants and data scientists of their day, and those of us who are enthusiastic about the promise of numerical data to unlock the secrets of ourselves and our world would do well simply to acknowledge that others have come this way before.</div><div><br /></div><div>* Rancor: Star Wars. Hidden beneath Jabba the Hutt’s throne room. A hulk of muscle and reptilian flesh, it walked on two stubby legs and had disproportionately long arms to capture prey. Dominating its flat face was a salivating tooth-filled maw. It’s armored skin was so tough that the beast could slough off blaster bolts a little more than …</div><div><br /></div><div>When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor.</div><div><br /></div><div>* randonauting: A way of exploring using random number generators. Random numbers are converted into coordinates. Experience the world through randomness.</div><div><br /></div><div>YouTube video: Ryan is Led to a Spooky Location! (Randonauting)</div><div><br /></div><div>* REMF: A term of derision used by front line soldiers to describe those in cushy jobs in the rear. It is short for "rear echelon mother fucker" and is familiar to most troopers who have been involved in any conflict.</div><div><br /></div><div>Wonder if the folks in the military feel as good about serving under a Commander in Chief like Trump as I feel about him being in that position?</div><div><br /></div><div>Ops guys like him. REMFs not so much.</div><div><br /></div><div>* revenant: One that returns after death or a long absence.</div><div><br /></div><div>* Ricardo's Law of Rent: the rent of a land site is equal to the economic advantage obtained by using the site in its most productive use, relative to the advantage obtained by using marginal (the best rent-free) land for the same purpose, given the same inputs of labor and capital. </div><div><br /></div><div>Based on the principles of Adam Smith in Wealth of Nations. </div><div><br /></div><div>Ricardian rent should not be confused with contract rent, which is the "actual payments tenants make for use of the properties of others." (Barlow 1986). Rather, the law of rent refers to the economic return that land should accrue for its use in production.</div><div><br /></div><div>Libertarians share a hate of the core of economics with Marxists, namely Ricardo's Law of Rent.</div><div><br /></div><div>* Sahel-warfare technical: Warfare in the Sahel. Conflict was a constant feature of Sahel life. Whether it was raiders from on the fringes of an empire, or clashing city states, armed struggles defined the expansion of influence, the control of trade routes and the rise to power of nations. Sahel warfare featured all aspects of armed conflict including firearms.</div><div><br /></div><div>Technical: A light improvised fighting vehicle, typically an open-backed civilian pickup truck or four-wheel drive vehicle mounting a heavy weapon, such as a machine gun, anti-aircraft gun, rotary cannon, anti-tank weapon, anti-tank gun, ATGM, mortar, howitzer, multiple rocket launcher, or recoilless rifle, operating similar to a light (unarmored) military gun truck.</div><div><br /></div><div>An improvised truck used for war operations.</div><div><br /></div><div>More and worse: custom-built armored vehicles, designed and built to make a Sahel-warfare technical look like an amateur’s weekend kit job, were rolled out for their combat debut.</div><div><br /></div><div>* samizdat: Russian: "self-publishing" a form of dissident activity across the Eastern Bloc in which individuals reproduced censored and underground makeshift publications, often by hand, and passed the documents from reader to reader. The practice of manual reproduction was widespread, due to the fact that most typewriters and printing devices were inventorized and required permission to access. </div><div><br /></div><div>* schwerpunkt: main point, main target, point upon which the most effort is concentrated. A swift sudden military offensive, usually by combined air and mobile land forces. </div><div><br /></div><div>The press is the schwerpunkt in the culture war: The American public holds media in contempt. The public is right. </div><div><br /></div><div>* scienter: A mental state in which one has knowledge that one's action, statement, etc., is wrong, deceptive, or illegal: often used as a standard of guilt: The court found that the company had the requisite scienter for securities fraud. </div><div><br /></div><div>The degree of harm is not relevant to the question of scienter or fault. If publishers are required to be 100% accurate in describing legal pleadings or face bankrupting libel suits, then who would risk reporting any legal news?</div><div><br /></div><div>* Shabbos goy: (Or shabbat goy) is a non-Jew who performs certain types of work which Jewish religious law prohibits a Jew from doing on the Sabbath.</div><div><br /></div><div>* shtetl: A small Jewish town or village in Eastern Europe, especially before WWII. </div><div><br /></div><div>Obviously he (Stephen Miller)is a target because he just won't shut up like a good little shtetl Jew and vote the way he is told.</div><div><br /></div><div>* smishing: SMS-based phishing -- scam text message designed to trick you. Instead of a scammy email you get a scammy text message on your smartphone. </div><div>SMS stands for "short message service", the technical term for the text messages you receive on your phone.</div><div><br /></div><div>* sorties paradox: Sometimes know n as the paradox of the heap, a paradox that arises from vague predicaes. A typical formulation involves a heap of sand from which grains are individually removed. Under the assumption that removing a single grain does not turn a heap into a non-heap, the paradox is to consider what happens when the process is repeated enough times: is a single remaining grain still a heap If not, when did it change from a heap to a non-heap? </div><div><br /></div><div>* spavined: Marked by damage, deterioration, or ruin.</div><div>Affected with spavin; hence, figuratively, halting; crippled; very lame or limping.</div><div><br /></div><div>In the 17th century, "spavined" horses brought to mind other things that are obsolete, out-of-date, or long past their prime, and we began using the adjective figuratively. "Spavined" still serves a purpose, despite its age.</div><div><br /></div><div>Marked by a decrepit or broken-down condition</div><div><br /></div><div>The Democrats are being led by a coalition of constitutional renegades, spavined political tricksters, and would-be socialist tyrants.</div><div><br /></div><div>* special pleading: Logical fallacy. 1) the allegation of special or new matter to offset the effect of matter pleaded by the opposite side and admitted, as distinguished from a direct denial of the matter pleaded 2) misleading argument that presents one point or phase as if it covered the entire question at issue.</div><div><br /></div><div>Anyone who cites the Canadian model as a medical paradigm is guilty of special pleading.</div><div><br /></div><div>* TANSTAAFL: There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.</div><div><br /></div><div>People should tattoo transtaafl on their foreheads. Backwards so they read it in the mirror every morning: The dismal science. </div><div><br /></div><div>* : In Islam taqiya or taqiyya is a precautionary dissimulation of denial of religious belief and practice in the face of persecution.</div><div><br /></div><div>Treta's taquia fails to appease (put world leaders against the wall). </div><div><br /></div><div>* telos: An ultimate end. </div><div><br /></div><div>Recent examples on the web, "his telos -- his endgame -- is the destabilization, the overcoming, of the whole Western order. (Vanityfair.com) </div><div><br /></div><div>* Thalassophobia: Fear of the sea or of sea travel.</div><div><br /></div><div>21 Photos That Prove You Definitely Have Thalassophobia (sharks underwater)</div><div><br /></div><div>* tu stultus es: You are stupid</div><div><br /></div><div>* tumbrel: A tumbrel (alternatively tumbril) is a two-wheeled cart or wagon typically designed to be hauled by a single horse or ox. Their original use was for agricultural work; in particular they were associated with carrying manure. Their most infamous use was taking prisoners to the guillotine during the French Revolution.</div><div><br /></div><div>* undercrackers: British slang for underwear. </div><div><br /></div><div>(Comic response to Joaquin Phoenix claiming to wear only one tuxedo through the awards season to advance climate change activism) "Fuck me. I wore the same undercrackers for over a month before I got some new ones for crimbo (Christmas). I'm basically a sexy, bald, bloody Greta Thunberg." </div><div><br /></div><div>* velleities: Weak desire or volition. An indolent or inactive wish or inclination toward a thing, which leads to no energetic effort to obtain it.: chiefly a scholastic term.</div><div><br /></div><div>The most obvious velleities of the major mainstream media today are, first, a hatred of Fox News, and second, a primal scream at the fact that over the last 25 years old fashioned print and broadcast media have shrunk more than coal mining.</div><div><br /></div><div>* Veruca Salt: Mean spoiled girl in Willie Wonka. </div><div><br /></div><div>Joan of Arc became Veruca Salt. (Greta Thunberg is a joke)</div><div><br /></div><div>* Vidkun Quisling: Norwegian army officer whose collaboration with the Germans in their occupation of Norway during WWII established his name as a synonym for "traitor."</div><div><br /></div><div>Well thank God for the Swedish Bikini team to represent their country with beauty and grace. Unlike this phvcktard who looks like Vidkun Quisling's idiot sibling. [Commenter talking about Swedish official who disparaged Israel for helping citizens after explosion in Beirut. All this happened on Twitter where, among many other things, the worst of everyone's soul is put up for display. The Swedish official was slaughtered by global officials making corrections.]</div><div><br /></div><div>* vulture capitalism: A type of venture capitalist who looks for opportunities to make money by buying poor or distressed firms. Also known for taking control over someone else's innovations and as a result the money that person would have acquired form those innovations. </div><div><br /></div><div>* wafer fab: A procedure composed of many repeated sequential processes to produce complete electrical or photonic circuits on semiconductor wafers. </div><div><br /></div><div>Places where people work with ideas tend to have customs protecting free inquiry, for the same reason wafer fabs have powerful air filters, or recording studios good sound insulation.</div><div><br /></div><div>* xanthic: tending toward a yellow color; of or relating to xanthin; yellow, referring to the color of the urine. Tending toward a yellow color, or to one of those colors, green being excepted, in which yellow is a constituent, as scarlet, orange, etc.</div><div><br /></div><div>Tank of albino and xanthic fish.</div><div><br /></div><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p>Chip Ahoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12597726289890879627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172345739513993130.post-9469279055478061272020-08-27T09:46:00.000-07:002020-08-27T09:46:15.296-07:00Aquarium babies<p>Neon tetras are not particularly difficult to breed so long as a few basic requirements are met regarding softness of water and its associated pH. Soft, soft, soft, filtered, filtered, filtered, reverse osmosis, whatever.</p><p>I have a 10-stage tower type water filter in the kitchen used for the aquarium and for the garden and the neon tetras frolic and play. </p><p>The thing is, this happened before in an aquarium with r/o water and the bright blue line on the body of the tiny little baby in the grass stuck out like a ... like a ... neon light. Poor thing. Gave itself away trying to hide.</p><p>While these babies do not shine like that. </p><p>Their distressing lack of shine has me disbelieving these are actual neon tetras. </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMR_wZPzdwcXj_I7uN851KtQj5qVBsGGGpyBLsFLYhDJdlcRFQKn6TfXUYYt_uOiEbXt0_590b405FQ4sWDKUZkb9G_6P3uLRAPaBIp0SfUyLqhDra_OJA1LcjD7h_OvHhpvuq12ShZmc/s700/DSC_3397.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="467" data-original-width="700" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMR_wZPzdwcXj_I7uN851KtQj5qVBsGGGpyBLsFLYhDJdlcRFQKn6TfXUYYt_uOiEbXt0_590b405FQ4sWDKUZkb9G_6P3uLRAPaBIp0SfUyLqhDra_OJA1LcjD7h_OvHhpvuq12ShZmc/s640/DSC_3397.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh37LjNR4AGs7OUgYH1i8PiNd6ChG7puQrX46I4-6AMjCrm94Dp2H2BAVAJq6yx-9N4s7QF2OSKWdA6YeiqAdarnSJ1Bvd3bqQsLzQy6R0Nb8PKAsPIVEXCSl7gVfvh25wQnbbc-CKIqVM/s700/DSC_3399.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="467" data-original-width="700" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh37LjNR4AGs7OUgYH1i8PiNd6ChG7puQrX46I4-6AMjCrm94Dp2H2BAVAJq6yx-9N4s7QF2OSKWdA6YeiqAdarnSJ1Bvd3bqQsLzQy6R0Nb8PKAsPIVEXCSl7gVfvh25wQnbbc-CKIqVM/s640/DSC_3399.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div><br /></div>I had to turn up the camera's ISO in order to get pictures. This particular camera requires higher ISO and this particular lens requires higher ISO, so double whammy there, plus it is very dim and the aquarium light should do it, but it doesn't, so very high ISO it is. <div><br /></div><div>This is what happens with high ISO. It's like film with high speed grain. The sensitivity is turned up so each tiny sensor gets information from its neighbors. Information leakage all over the place. This is 1:1, right here to show how indistinct the image due to this sharing. This is what high ISO does to an image. See? Photography education right here.</div><div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRFCes3-NA_tFIxZJeV6Ja2mZBhGn6E05KjMepT5cD1JA2bY88Z1424XfNN9NDmeMdGUKGkQOebT8xzMGrEuPKVoaGyP1zCq_SrLL0V5OhdcDfza6vuBIwnC4l_-lNTdlyypeHgoUE0SE/s700/DSC_3399_1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="467" data-original-width="700" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRFCes3-NA_tFIxZJeV6Ja2mZBhGn6E05KjMepT5cD1JA2bY88Z1424XfNN9NDmeMdGUKGkQOebT8xzMGrEuPKVoaGyP1zCq_SrLL0V5OhdcDfza6vuBIwnC4l_-lNTdlyypeHgoUE0SE/s640/DSC_3399_1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOIFxMSTgaPJ7v7vkKmN7bABAYXycdX-Gc99j8Iv8D3TWut3nM0ywu6sqka_B8sx_TIwd7wXaJlUjBjslIsq2t8zZIsw7MKJxRu9vpjmCHNl2s1YEqW_XDTveOQiqkpF04wPihe8LQuFc/s700/DSC_3399_2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="467" data-original-width="700" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOIFxMSTgaPJ7v7vkKmN7bABAYXycdX-Gc99j8Iv8D3TWut3nM0ywu6sqka_B8sx_TIwd7wXaJlUjBjslIsq2t8zZIsw7MKJxRu9vpjmCHNl2s1YEqW_XDTveOQiqkpF04wPihe8LQuFc/s640/DSC_3399_2.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjP8wpywVm3u1euc1sD42zpiMoADFdB2U2qNdhOTyBiUn8nxlcrxMt_VIz6MXR1YKNp7Tgb6ySSr1eVSmcha2PIqo-0_xtZa7A28BmQCG3jl9_JS4rsHR0twINDJMfe4uCZ4iMx7FRpY3k/s700/DSC_3399_3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="467" data-original-width="700" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjP8wpywVm3u1euc1sD42zpiMoADFdB2U2qNdhOTyBiUn8nxlcrxMt_VIz6MXR1YKNp7Tgb6ySSr1eVSmcha2PIqo-0_xtZa7A28BmQCG3jl9_JS4rsHR0twINDJMfe4uCZ4iMx7FRpY3k/s640/DSC_3399_3.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsaxZg2eYshunz5h6Ic-n1dco5wRC0EQ2bm9jLjlgsTEDnObxlzlv3rZ1sxJ1WFqShLHWKMq0sqn-unR_MlWbXF9UEe8OxXUVV0bCCnS_hnPC4GxFL9lacrl1H_oTiLlG8cFYrHhSEavs/s700/DSC_3399_4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="467" data-original-width="700" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsaxZg2eYshunz5h6Ic-n1dco5wRC0EQ2bm9jLjlgsTEDnObxlzlv3rZ1sxJ1WFqShLHWKMq0sqn-unR_MlWbXF9UEe8OxXUVV0bCCnS_hnPC4GxFL9lacrl1H_oTiLlG8cFYrHhSEavs/s640/DSC_3399_4.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div><br /></div><div>Okay, so how can you even form a sharp picture of a fish with all those scrambled dots all over the place? </div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIx9w0uDDds7EOU-hUBv0Qhluf4JZQL6FRMUYuKeIK7VK4rFiBwAgAnxoHDJI8v7SIFi7HXAG1EniQLP_7nq7GdNtl3bKKjXbDcb67M2lZTLtciNeE0o0KEUod9jC0rxz1qaxdD8ibD1E/s700/DSC_3401.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="467" data-original-width="700" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIx9w0uDDds7EOU-hUBv0Qhluf4JZQL6FRMUYuKeIK7VK4rFiBwAgAnxoHDJI8v7SIFi7HXAG1EniQLP_7nq7GdNtl3bKKjXbDcb67M2lZTLtciNeE0o0KEUod9jC0rxz1qaxdD8ibD1E/s640/DSC_3401.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxTm586V-wngZZm2dN7-6_kehHiW-Pu8AIY1PPr_97yArmOdznPpW6VaixTxM789ImWT28y7IyBX_ybZeECbLihig9amKJubqBOZ63OI4dlhT-KoZwqcTYFIRnTWMCNyzkNhD3amwy5aM/s700/DSC_3405.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="467" data-original-width="700" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxTm586V-wngZZm2dN7-6_kehHiW-Pu8AIY1PPr_97yArmOdznPpW6VaixTxM789ImWT28y7IyBX_ybZeECbLihig9amKJubqBOZ63OI4dlhT-KoZwqcTYFIRnTWMCNyzkNhD3amwy5aM/s640/DSC_3405.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXn8XvnyZzyEFp9IgcTFYBpgugVhFCcR1pkqML5y30z2mqJ4tK_EprZTVf55xO8WdOYm-lzLGNaUNEljG7TMhxJ-U6iHixcFoOImymfUs33gcglqFaJib6f6ItffPPz1eE9b41Z52GD5s/s700/DSC_3410.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="467" data-original-width="700" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXn8XvnyZzyEFp9IgcTFYBpgugVhFCcR1pkqML5y30z2mqJ4tK_EprZTVf55xO8WdOYm-lzLGNaUNEljG7TMhxJ-U6iHixcFoOImymfUs33gcglqFaJib6f6ItffPPz1eE9b41Z52GD5s/s640/DSC_3410.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-OO6fLUnjj1oFUdjHbSC6ZlOCuxGq5z09auyxUutiovOELEKyn70l6l05A0vVcmTzJv3-yfLv0mHbjW3tMWUuJQ911YNr5OhaoMM-52ZzBFd4Rw5IPiysfQVCbLJLL6BIOUk5lcDykMY/s700/DSC_3411.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="467" data-original-width="700" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-OO6fLUnjj1oFUdjHbSC6ZlOCuxGq5z09auyxUutiovOELEKyn70l6l05A0vVcmTzJv3-yfLv0mHbjW3tMWUuJQ911YNr5OhaoMM-52ZzBFd4Rw5IPiysfQVCbLJLL6BIOUk5lcDykMY/s640/DSC_3411.jpg" width="640" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">This tank is extremely active, the groups settle down to sleep while individuals remain active. It is the most active community that I've ever had. And I've had some great communities. But this one is like NYC. It's driving me a bit nuts watching them. Especially the Boesemani rainbows are particularly sexually active. In groups. The two large ones are gay. The smaller younger ones are working it out. They intermingle. The old gays come out of character and intermingle with the young straights and then return to their flirting and posing and mating rituals. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The tank is trying to be like sunken ancient Alexandria Egypt. But it is too overrun with statues and with plants and with fish. Both statues and plants must be thinned. It has too many Chia Pet rams pretending to be Egyptian ram sphinxes. They are too close together. With everything else piled up in between and now with plants obscuring everything, it's more like a dumped pile of Egyptian ceramic artifacts. Those orange things are Chia Pet rams and the dark thing leaning against one of the Chias is the back of Horus falcon. Nothing can be seen because everything is obscured by plants that cannot be seen for being covered with algae. That gets rubbed off but grows back. More slowly each time. Like the tank is balancing over time. It started out everything brand new to prevent snail infestation, including plants from tissue samples, and this is the price that I am paying for that.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Along the way babies are born. Neons. The touchy precious little things. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I am very very glad that my neon tetras are breeding in my community tank. While the other fish are sexing it up even more than they are but so far to no production. </div>Chip Ahoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12597726289890879627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172345739513993130.post-32575483190547377792020-08-26T13:00:00.002-07:002020-08-26T14:01:35.515-07:00Pumped Up Kicks<p>This kid is so cool I can't stand it. It's the way he uses his finger-gun. This is facile use of a common sign extending its usual function to fit this song. I really enjoyed watching his interpretation. Very serious. Focused. Tight. On point. On time. On the beat. Then his older brother barges in and totally messes him up, reveals the situation of zero privacy in family situation, then boyish playing and goofs and bloopers that blow the whole original seriousness but not its original coolness.</p><p>And I am taken back in time to my own family and my own brothers and sisters totally messing me up while also providing my entire nurturing environment that allowed me to pursue outside interests to my heart's contentment. Thank you, family, for all that you gave me.</p><p>About that gun.</p><p></p><blockquote><p>All the other kids with their pumped up kicks, you better run, better run, outrun my gun.</p><p>All the other kids with their pumped up kicks, you better run, better run faster than my bullet.</p></blockquote><p></p><p>Pumped up kicks is improved sneakers. They had best run faster than a bullet. </p><p><br /></p><p>We must see all the other kids with improved sneakers. And we must see "better run," in a race, faster than his gun. Then repeat, the second time faster than a bullet. I need to see "better" and I need to see a race between the improved sneakers people first between a gun and then between a bullet. But I do not see all those things. All of it. Not just the main part of it. This refrain is repeated. </p><p>We see "gun" and we see something move past the gun and that's it. Very abbreviated. </p><p>Do you see a "rolled cigarette" or just a regular cigarette?</p><p>The sign used here for "kid" means to joke or tease. The sign for kid like a child is one of those unusual signs that moves outside the customary space, the hand moves to the side of the body and indicates the top of the head of an invisible little kid standing there. You can indicate the supposed age by the height or the level of your hand. So, he says, "cowboy-jest" not "cowboy-boy." But he did say "kid" in sign. See how that works? It messes you up. His sign for "kid" fits the concept-cloud for joke, tease, jest in that language, but he is using it from his English concept-cloud that includes child, boy, girl, lad, lass, tot. It's a clash of the concept-clouds involving the word "kid." The interpreter will have to do "cowboy hat - child," and stand there momentarily embodying that persona and the two concepts ring through -- the Cowboy Kid.</p><p>For Korean pop dance level of excellence the interpreter will have to show everything in the lyrics, show the phrase the moment it is spoken, have key words hit on point, but this student does not. However, he does indicate what the song is about and he keeps up phrase for phrase, and does very well graphically. I like the coolness of this boy quite a lot.</p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/qEkb8WekqTk" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>Chip Ahoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12597726289890879627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172345739513993130.post-8310426065688753092020-08-17T12:21:00.003-07:002020-08-17T12:21:57.107-07:00Tents in the city<p>Denver Colorado. Democrat governor, Jared Polis, Democrat mayor, Michael Hancock.</p><p>The middle of July a friend and I took Lyft to the Woods restaurant in RiNo, a tasteful outdoor thing going on at the edge of town looking back onto the town and outwardly to the mountains. <a href="https://thingsimadethenate.blogspot.com/search?q=woods">It's neato-mosquito and all the super cool kids go.</a> You get out of their goofy elevators and walk a l-o-n-g hallway lined with kegs stacked on thick heavy keg-holders. You get the impression that they serve an awful lot of various beer. </p><p> "I bet you ten dollars they're empty."</p><p>Tap tap tap. Hollow. </p><p>On the way back we took stock of damage of protests, not that bad really, but right before we get to my apartment we must pass by Civic Park and the other park on the other side of Broadway and Lincoln to the capitol all completely covered with tents. </p><p>This is a first for us lifelong Denver residents. </p><p>Think about your tent. Using it in the city. They are doing this.</p><p>We discussed this so far as possible in a cab two blocks from my home. Too bad. So sad. So much to think. So much to say. So much to analyze. So much to prioritize. So very much to sort.</p><p>Then within the next two days they were gone. </p><p>Entirely.</p><p>From the capitol parks. </p><p>It's a really cool area. Very well taken care of. Site of very many civic activities through the summer, all seasons actually, all held up now because of Covid-19 and because of political upheaval, and these tents. </p><p>Within the next two days all the tents had been cleared out.</p><p>Just like that.</p><p>Within the next few days the tent-people moved two blocks south and set up on the thin strip of grass that line the sidewalks to the Denver Art Museum. I suppose they did this in other directions as well.</p><p>This thin strip of grass is the spot in the area where dog owners throughout walk their pets. To poop. I can guarantee that every single square inch of grass was at one time topped with dog poo. Now the tents are covering all the dog poop spots. </p><p>See, the Covid thing is a health hazard. Presumably. The Tent-people are creating another health hazard on top of that. Definitely. On top of the dogs, and adding their own.</p><p>And Denver takes care of its indigent and its homeless. We are extremely liberal people. We take care of one another with impressive kindness and understanding. We talk about this kind of crap all the time. All the time. Constantly. Food drives. Clothing drives. Coat drives. Canned goods drive. Stupid shit you have in your pantry drives, Mistakes you made that you'd like to inflict on others drive. Ski equipment drives, hang glider drives, mountain climbing equipment drives. We are insanely good-hearted people. Interested in your wellbeing.</p><span><a name='more'></a></span><p>Boom. Tents. Just like that. First one. Next day two more. 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The museum is already closed down for the summer so there went all that civic activity. All of the summer museum activities are closed down. And now the entire civic area is taken over by vagrants. </p><p style="text-align: left;">I am putting myself in this position. I am seeing what it takes in terms of choices. Even as a lad, this irrational activity doesn't add up. It is too loose. Too careless. Just a bit too anarchist for Denver liberals. Just one little bit too much. </p><p style="text-align: left;">Denver will by its own authority, through its aching internal discussions, by reasonable assessment of political damage, will put an end to this, but do it very kindly and graciously and in the light of day. 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This was a good display of civic aptitude. Observing throughout in glances I am impressed with the éclat all around. </p><p>Now the Dog-people have their grass-way to let their dogs outside for a walk and to poop.</p><p>Come on, it's expensive around here. Golden Triangle, dontchaknow. They need these tight strips of grass.</p><p>But first Denver must sanitize Tent-people poop. They do make a giant mess all over the place wherever they accumulate. For others to clean up. We have to pay to clean up their shit. Their rent is not free.</p><p>I must say, they did all this quickly. </p><p>They are, in the end, Denver is, impressively efficient.</p><p>Where did the Tent-people go?</p><p>I do not know.</p>Chip Ahoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12597726289890879627noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172345739513993130.post-51587161224236618452020-07-10T14:45:00.001-07:002020-07-10T14:56:07.076-07:00Disturbed, Sound of SilenceA metal band picked up Sound of Silence to cover as they do energizing old songs with new arrangement and instruments but this one was different. At first I'm stuck, oh crap, he's going too slowly, this whole thing is going to be a total drag. David Draiman increases the power of his voice incrementally as he goes section to section without giving up its full richness. He inverts familiar phrases. Three times, I think, phrases that are meant to rise instead descend for additional metal profundity. Draiman yells without abandoning his original richness. 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Obviously the kids are going to use such a dynamic song that is so incredibly easy to sign with repeated phrases, somewhat, the repeats change, such that signs for phrases can be used different ways connected to other different phrases. They're really cool lyrics. Once you study them you go, "Oh my God, look at what Paul Simon did here." He built the familiar phrase to mean different things as he goes and it's kind of spooky how he inserts it. Muy profundo.</div>
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The dudes overact in an emotional way but not in any way that matches what Draiman is doing with his voice to this very familiar song. They don't restrain where Draiman restrains. They don't strain where Draiman strains, they do not sustain where Draiman sustains his voice, they don't trip through phrases the way Draiman does, and so on, they don't stop on Draiman's stops, and they don't freak out the way Draiman does so clearly with his voice. </div>
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I wish students would do these things as if their signs were making the sounds. Instead of following the music, their signs are making the music. So put every relevant sound-thing in there. Dance it. Become the song. Be a freak. People will laugh. Not because you are so funny, not because you are so melodramatic, rather, because you are so brilliant sliding around conventions to bridge the language of signs to music.</div>
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They're like the June Taylor dancers or Olympic synchronized swimming emerging from the soil sequentially.</div>
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These trenches are over-planted terribly. Nobody sensible plants so many so close together. There are actually three species in each trench and the entire trench is sprinkled with seeds. There is none of this, 'two inches apart' crap. I need to curate them so much as possible up the balcony railing.</div>
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The left half of the balcony has Morning Glory seeds all the way across with very long Chinese brown beans. </div>
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The right half of the balcony has pots with trenches filled with another type of beans and a another type of Morning Glory. </div>
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Cucumbers sporadically both sides, mostly the middle.</div>
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Three types of seeds in each trench for things that climb. I forget what else I put in there. </div>
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The Chinese long beans form a wall of foliage then they produce pods that grow an inch each day so that at the end of the season the fading wall of leaves is draped with extraordinarily long beans just hanging there pendently, oddly somewhat sexually. They received the most interesting responses from women, "May I touch one?" </div>
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Small beans in long pods. I suppose you eat the whole pod. These beans were all grown last year. </div>
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The other bean is a large white casserole type that is pickier about germination. A few did grow last year, but very late, and they were planted three times. They're from France. Haricot Tarbais. This year they have not germinated yet. I did not pre-soak the beans. But boy, are they ever being soaked now. </div>
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Apparently the reaction to pandemic caused a bit of UPS delay but not too badly. There were two shipments of caladium bulbs and both shipments were delayed.<br />
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The first order was for all of us. A patio-worth of bulbs for six different people. Four here where I live and two outside this apartment. 1/6 of the shipment was addressed to my new general practician. I gave him a bunch of bulbs last year but none of them worked. I gave bulbs to his office workers and those all failed too. His office is bad news for caladium bulbs.<br />
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But that's how we learn about plants. By killing them. We are serial plant killers.<br />
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So the first shipment was divided into two, 1/6 to the doctor and 5/6 to me to divide out. So I saved boxes for this.<br />
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But the caladium place in Florida sent all of the bulbs to the doctor. He left a message on my phone a bit confused saying that he doesn't know what to do with them, but hey, thank you. And my phone had died so I did not get the message until I had a new phone that was working and that took over a week.<br />
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Now the doctor has way more caladium bulbs sent to his clinic than he knows what to do with.<br />
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He is a smart man. He'll figure it out.<br />
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But he'll do the wrong thing.<br />
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I cannot fix it. I cannot go in and say, "Oh, you got all of our bulbs. That was a mistake." He has already accepted the whole thing as his, my response was non-existent. Here is what he should do:<br />
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3) Give some to the clinic lawn-care guys to incorporate into the landscaping.<br />
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That's what should happen, but it wont be. He'll probably keep some for next year and kill them. He'll goof on planting them. He'll keep the whole box without even thinking about his help or his clinic. Most will die. Some will live and they will be spectacular.<br />
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And this really pushes us back into the season. I did this before, planted late and then planted sequentially, and they all worked wonderfully. I even planted them, saw the result, and thought, "Oh man, I need a lot more of these." Ordered more after the first had already settled and then shot up. The second was greatly delayed but they were still gorgeous late into the season when the first round was dying back. So these will be like those.<br />
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There are two men that live here inside our floors of apartments stacked like horseshoes. One is a cop and the other a retired vet. They both have a lot of message type things around their front doors, plaques signaling good citizenship and Christian values. The cop had imitated my balcony style to an extent. The vet likes to grow a lot of things. Everyone else is too busy for this kind of stuff. The other resident's efforts are half-hearted.<br />
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I see the cop's balcony door opened but nothing happening over there. Planters are empty. I see junk on the vet's balcony but nothing growing. These two guys are out of it. They are shut down for the season. Their balconies show this. Their pandemic reaction has shut them down. The ladies in the office are closed off. We don't even know if they're in there. There are no sounds, no activity, no communication.<br />
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My outside doctor is confused about plants and in possession of everyone else's original order.<br />
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My friend is unresponsive.<br />
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The ladies in the office and a gentleman, whoever is in there, each have modest approaches. Their box equals a full balcony-worth to fill with bulbs but they must break it down however they wish. I left index cards in their drop box explaining myself and I left the carton outside on their impeccably spotless furniture. They'll have to read the cards and they'll have to do something with their box if only to return it. I have no idea what they will do. They could even give them to the building guys to plant in our own giant pots. They could give them to their favorite residents. I think they will divide them out and take them home. And I think that later this year I will hear how beautiful they are. </div>
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The cop was home. He answered his door cautiously. Once the door was opened and he was facing me he was incredibly gracious. </div>
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I told him to gouge out their eyes like a potato. This freaks out the bulb like they're being attacked by an animal and it causes them over-produce the growth hormone that you just now gouged out. Even if it is already growing. Gouge it out and make it start over. Plus it shows which direction to plant them. And that will result in much fuller foliage. Then you can sit back and watch its exploding beauty. </div>
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He said, "I sit back and appreciate the beauty of your balcony. I've been waiting for you. When are you going to plant yours?"</div>
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So did the vet. The vet seemed happy to see me, pleased to get up and talk to me without a mask. Pleased to accept the box of bulbs. He assured me he'd plant them. He was extremely pleased and gracious and eager even though I jolted him from slumber.</div>
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He had not been responding to my emails. So I behaved as if he had. I left three email messages indicating my intention, then finally indicating the time. It will be a hit and run. I'll park in front, plant them, water them, and leave. </div>
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I had to park at some distance. I pushed my little cart past the font doors of the stately townhouses. </div>
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The whole row of condominiums has taken on an intensified classical look. Apartment after apartment, the fronts had all been terraced with marble dividing the layers. Each door has individually chosen heavy framed placards with classical content. Large vases arranged on the steps. Flowers pouring over the steps. Everything tasteful. Everything just so. </div>
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My friend's concrete walkway is now marble. The yards in the front are divided ridiculously. They overlap the next person's apartment. His yard is everything to the right of his walkway and steps to the next walkway. </div>
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It took me awhile to park. He disappeared in the time that it took me. I started work to the left of his sidewalk and became immediately discouraged with the state of the soil. It's terrible. There is some landscaping with failed sections with the surface coated with periwinkle. Underneath is pure hard gray clay with no trace of worms. I would need an ice-axe. It took f-o-r-e-v-e-r to plant one bulb.</div>
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My friend appeared again. He told me I'm on the wrong side. His side is all much better dirt. Covered with bark bits. He failed to mention the fronts had all been terraced. He failed to mention two other men had already helped him plant a front garden. I am the third person applying my hand to his little front garden. </div>
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I said, "F'k'n-a, man, this whole place is a lot more classical." </div>
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He laughed. It's a thing with them. He told me that he put rows of lights on his steps and the housing organization told him to turn them off. Then he changed them to blue and they told him to turn them off again. So he has a plan to work them back on slowly. </div>
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He roared laughing. I hadn't seen him laugh that hard. It's not that funny, but for him it hit the nail on the head. Her mansion is just a few blocks away, and the whole place looks like a wreck with mixed classical plaques and vases and statues that combine Greek and Roman and Egyptian cultures all over the place. Good Lord, it makes you edgy just walking past it much more so walking into it.</div>
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The original plan was shot. The whole idea now is different. I assessed the work that was already done on three layers, the blending of tall and short, the distribution of plants, and I interspersed the bulbs among them. I saw where the original began to run out of plants. I tried to anticipate possible failures within the garden and planted bulbs to fill sparse areas and future sparse areas. Another layer I planted bulbs in line tight among low-level plants. It took an hour. I departed. </div>
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Each person with whom I had contact was pleasant and gracious and eager to participate. The opposite of what I had thought. </div>
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A woman is wearing a mask and waiting between a door and a window and another door, for someone to come out so that she can either go in and take their place, or join them going out. I don't know if she is coming or going.<br />
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She is alone there under her mask, waiting. One lonely soul in temporary suspension, within the city's period of suspension, waiting for her moment within that waiting through a pandemic period for returning to work.<br />
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Alone.<br />
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I too am alone.<br />
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I charmed her. Poured it right on. No warning. No warm up.<br />
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I was also wearing a mask. Try that sometime. Charm a woman who is wearing a mask while you are wearing a mask. Two random souls alone connect. Point blank. Go for it.<br />
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"I listened to Governor Polis today for only the second time. Larger in the frame was his sign language interpreter. I listened carefully and watched very carefully."<br />
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The woman's eyes lit up. Her face came to life. She looked directly at me. She made sounds. She said something under her mask.<br />
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"Nobody says anything the way that I'd say it. Every time I watch them they do things differently. Nobody ever matches me.<br />
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It's just one of those things that leaves me self-questioning. Am I really this idiosyncratic?<br />
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Polis is exceedingly glib. He rattles off the names of state agencies like they're all close family friends. He is extremely detailed and dry. I felt sorry for the interpreter. He must listen to that crap then show it and so very much of it is precise but adds nothing to the picture that's appreciable. The hearing version can put you to sleep. The sign language version of that is worse. The man did poorly. But his material was hardly visualize-able. It was just legal-schmegal Byzantine bureaucracy talking to itself in careful skillful legal-eze. Polis is very smart and times like this he gives the smart answers. It is not useful to most listeners. "<br />
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The woman said, "plerf nerf nerf glerf dilt zindit inst munxt intisitic." I think. I'm not really sure.<br />
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The interpreter does not speak Spanish. He just stood there nonplussed.<br />
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Boy, did he ever look stew-pid. Because he is larger in the t.v. frame than Polis.<br />
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He could have just said in sign language, [I said to the woman in sign language] 'speaking Spanish' but I did not see that.<br />
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Polis speaks Spanish like such a gringo. He naturally uses higher-level English vocabulary put to English / Spanish cognitives. The whole thing sounds like gringo reading a textbook. I think he sounds the way I do. His pronunciation is very good but there is still that original white guy speaking through everything. He is very easy to understand because of the cognitives. Very easy. But it all adds up the the same legalese. Honestly, I don't know why the interpreter was stumped.<br />
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That job would have been perfect for me. I could have kept right on going because Polis' Spanish sounds so much like English that's how I would be hearing and picturing him. But I am very glad it was not for me because this particular Polis speech about what the state is doing to open back up is boring as f."<br />
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The woman became animated just as the pizza guy arrived. Her arms flipped around somewhat excitedly. The driver thinks at first that she is talking about pizza. She was signaling to me attitude with a hand on her hip and the other hand waving around. The pizza guy needs to know who this pizza and salads are for. The woman makes clear she is Democrat. She voted for Polis. She likes Polis. She thinks that he's great. She did not know that he speaks Spanish. That was new to her. It makes her like him more. She thought that was funny. She pictured the scene and followed the interpreter was stumped. A worker came in from the back and another woman came forward from the back so the lobby was suddenly filled with people coming and going and pizza delivery sorted and tipped. The woman laughed under her mask and fogged up her glasses. The woman I am speaking to and the last woman to come forward joined then left together through yet another door. The pizza guy left. The employee left. I left, and suddenly the lobby was empty. And that answered, she was going, not coming.Chip Ahoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12597726289890879627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172345739513993130.post-73563102187429180852020-05-19T13:52:00.000-07:002020-05-19T13:52:20.424-07:00Today's second national anthemFor all the governor's out there who've overstepped. Your governance depends on the agreement of the governed. And several of you make yourselves look like whack jobs.<br />
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There is no video up for this song in ASL presently. Too old for today's kids. What a bummer. Because it's perfect for them. I was signing along as Edwards was singing it and I was thinking how excellent this song is for interpretation. I never used this song for practice, but it would have been a good one for that. I imagined being in high school and showing this song to the class. I could see the people I was showing this to, I imagined it really well. I saw my own teenage arms and hands. I created a mental scene and veritably projected myself into it.<br />
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Chip Ahoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12597726289890879627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172345739513993130.post-86068847537009517782020-04-17T09:22:00.000-07:002020-04-17T09:22:20.621-07:00Land O' Lakes butterThe company changed their logo to remove the native American native.<br />
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Words all over <a href="https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/366344/#respond">the place about this</a>. The guy who painted the logo was an American native. But that doesn't matter anymore. I never buy this butter anyway. Presumptuous. Although I did just now buy some Irish butter that is twice as expensive for half as much. It's a test. We'll see.<br />
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Cut a flap out and that makes a window. Insert knees presumably from another of the same picture.<br />
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So that she has tits! Instead of the box that she's showing.<br />
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oooOOO<b>OOO</b>OOOoooh. Now I see it.<br />
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Let's call that "Land O' Lakes boob trick" and see if there's a video on YouTube.<br />
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The first Aerogarden is planted with seven Peter Pepper plants. Apparently one in the back died and I only just now noticed it. So, six Peter Pepper plants.<br />
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The new LED Aerogarden did even better. The leaves are larger and much darker and much more compacted. There is very little elevation between layers so it grows in height more slowly and the buds develop a little more slowly presently. I kept peeking in and seeing buds developing but not opening. I think they're opened now. I haven't checked today. I don't know how the bottom leaves are getting any light. I'm ready to remove one of the four right now because it is intruding on the Habaneros that are just babies. I'll put it in a 4X4 pot and keep it very wet with the same treated water and near the same lights. </div>
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A video of a young woman shows her attempting to open a geode with a hammer at her dining room table. Her nails are painted bright red. You sort of see the geode behind two hands with fingers tipped in bright red. Then you see only red. The mesmerizing movement of ten red dots massaging a rock unnecessarily is calculated to draw your attention off the rock and onto her sensual hands. Her hands pause and pose with the rock repeatedly such to maximize red fingertip exposure and not to show the rock. It's boring. </div>
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He is extremely involved with the boys. He watches them and he gives them a few directions. The boys treat him as another of the boys, the best one, the one that guides them and provides them. It's very <i>Lord of the Flies</i>. They both want his attention so badly. They both want his respect. </div>
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After that I realized there are a lot of other sources right there on Amazon. They don't have to be from National Geographic. Actually, there are tons of these geodes. I read the reviews for all of them. I enjoyed reading about their experiences. I learned that very many are duds. To expect that. I learned that sometimes people are not happy. I worried about the boys being disappointed. I tried to prepare them. Turns out National Geographic is a fine kit, a very good choice. The whole family loved it. As we see you get a lot of crystals. The Ukrainian wife liked reading the book and identifying the stones. She liked having the vocabulary for the rocks. Even the dog! They crack open a geode and the dog rushes in and grabs a geode and runs off with it. He doesn't know why the rock is interesting he just knows the humans think it's spectacular so he took the center of attention. </div>
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Maybe Kodish made it up on the spot. Maybe he had been practicing some moves, but it looks spontaneous to me. It took the whole thing for me to realize each set that follows is copying Jake Kodish. There is a distinct move at the beginning, a rocking motion between legs, that clues they're all doing the same thing.<br />
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I really really like the young man in the center for the first set, he slathers on his own interpretation, little things within each movement, flicks off his pants, off his jacket, some movements alluring, others rejecting, and that face. He is so young! The man at the end knocks it out.<br />
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I could never do that. I could never do anything like line-dancing. And it's weird because I was always very good at picking up ASL signs. This is very much like sign language.<br />
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Except sign language makes sense. And this dancing does not. There are only a few points of appositeness where movement can be made to show the lyrics along with the mood of them and they really stick out.<br />
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I think, to memorize dance steps, each movement, each step, each hand configuration, each pose, each gesture and each facial expression and body positioning are linked and told as a story. Each body configuration and placement must say something in the story. The more bizarre the story, the better. Bizarre stories are much easier to remember. That is, I think each dancer has a story they are repeating, recalled in such a way to include every single detail of body positioning that strings together and is told along with the music. It's spectacular.<br />
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Chip Ahoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12597726289890879627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172345739513993130.post-81800721785367424712020-02-26T20:55:00.002-08:002020-02-26T20:55:59.569-08:00Robot<div style="text-align: center;">
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This is my nephew's video sent to me by way of thank you. It's a <a href="https://www.kiwico.com/">Kiwico kit </a>sent to him each month.<br />
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That's turned out to be a pleasant purchase. It gets the two boys focused on something that is not electronic and it forces them to think about me at least once a month so I stay at least a little bit relevant. They're very young boys and they totally trip on these kits.<br />
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Except for the ones their mother withholds for being too much of a mess like the spinning paint one. Can you imagine? A motor affixed inside the box that the kit comes in with a platform that spins. The kids drizzle paint onto the spinning platform to produce a spun design. Mum says, "No way, Jose." Wise Mum.Chip Ahoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12597726289890879627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172345739513993130.post-27430862016617011342020-02-14T23:00:00.000-08:002020-02-14T23:00:09.032-08:00Boesemani rainbow<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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It's from my two nephews under the guidance of my brother and his wife. I send them crap all the time so they feel an urge to respond. I think.<br />
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And it took a lot of effort.<br />
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This is me smiling broadly. Bell's palsy makes it look dour.</div>
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The rally wasn't that great. All review. Nothing stands out. The audience made it more so than the president. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=9992&v=daKX0jht40M&feature=emb_logo">Here</a>, if you care to see it. Jeff Van Drew changed parties to Republican during the Trump House impeachment and Trump asked him how he (Trump) could help. Jeff answered have a rally in his area, so this is that. Apparently. </div>
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So much to riff on, so much to apply his style, yet the thing started late and wrapped up fairly quickly. I think. Actually, I fell asleep and stopped it, then woke up and started it again at the point that I left off and poof in just a few minutes it was gone.</div>
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I'll go read what others saw in it for the things that I might have missed.</div>
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Eh. <a href="https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2020/01/28/massive-maga-kag-rally-wildwood-new-jersey-700pm-et-livestream/#comments">Comments here, three pages of them.</a> The usual rooting but not much specific to Trump at this rally. </div>
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Chip Ahoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12597726289890879627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172345739513993130.post-26524714334810988402020-01-28T20:18:00.000-08:002020-01-28T20:18:02.741-08:00Ten bags of shirts to GoodwillI have a walk-in closet with two poles. One pole is pants, plus the shelf above it, and the other side is shirts, plus the shelf above it. These shirts have been sitting there for years without ever being worn.<br />
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Years.<br />
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Every shirt that I haven't worn in 10 years is out.<br />
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Same with shoes.<br />
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Pants are next. But right now I'm experiencing a weight shift so the pants are arranged by size. Presently size 32waist are hanging and all the rest are stacked on the shelf. Except for some of the size 30waist that don't fit on the shelf. Size 30waist is the main size. But even there I see pants that I never intend to wear.<br />
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So there is still room for more to go to Goodwill.<br />
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They're all very good clothes. That's why I hung onto them for so long.<br />
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